***************************************************** "My father is in Phoenix..." Sedona to be more accurate, but Phoenix was the only city with an airport close by. Starkweather closed the Day Planner and slid it back to it's exact position on Kersh's desk. "My father pulls Kersh's leash," she muttered. "Not the other way around..." Suddenly, her cell phone vibrated. She looked down at the message screen and saw Skinner's cell phone number. She didn't even answer it. It was their signal that the meeting was over and Kersh and his receptionist were on their way back. Starkweather scurried out of Kersh's office, about to lock the door behind her. Then, she heard Kersh's hated baritone instructing his secretary outside of the secretary's office. Starkweather, with self-preservation being her goal, went back into Kersh's office, locking the door behind her. She looked down at the expensive leather sofa against the wall and threw herself onto the ground next to it. She had just wedged herself all the way underneath when she heard Kersh unlock the door and walk in. <> she thought, sweating. Starkweather feverently hoped no one would come in and sit on the couch she was hiding under, she was afraid she would be squished. She could hear Kersh shuffling papers at his desk, then the sound of fingers hitting the keyboard. She tried to control her breathing as she felt all of her muscles tensing up. She was definitely in a state of "Flight or Fight" mode, which was not good, especially since she couldn't go anywhere yet. <> she silently beseeched him. <> The phone rang. Starkweather lifted her head up in surprise, thumping her head solidly on the bottom of the couch. "Mmmff!!" she bit down hard on her little whimper of pain as tears welled up. Kersh, however, was totally engrossed in his phone conversation. "Deputy Director Kersh.... ahhh... hello!" he said warmly, as though talking to an old friend. "I was just ready to call you... yes, I have my plane tickets ready... oh, really? Oh... they're refundable, it's no problem... it would be a pleasure to have you come to town... where will you be staying... ahhh... yes, I see... mixing a little business with pleasure then???" <> Starkweather thought. "Oh she couldn't be doing better. The Minneapolis Field Office did themselves a great disservice by letting her get away from them. She is one of the finer agents I've had the pleasure of working with. Very dedicated. Very though..... yes I believe she's almost completely recovered from her injuries...oh... what did she tell you..." A hearty laugh, then, "Well, Jeremy, she's YOUR daughter, of course she would downplay her attack... Yes her injuries were quite more substantial than she told you.... But don't worry, all of the superficial wounds on her face have healed completely, the only sign of her attack is her wrist in her cast. We had to FORCE her to take some downtime... like I said, she is far and away one of the most dedicated agents I've had working for me in a very long time..." Another laugh while Starkweather thought <> "When can I expect you in town? Do you need someone to pick you up at the airport? Oh, I see... then I can offer you and the Senator dinner when you get into town... wonderful... I'll make reservations for three then... see you when you come in... Good bye Jeremy." He hung up the phone, fussed a bit longer at his desk, then picked the phone up again. "It's me... the Admiral is coming to town... I'm going to wine and dine him and his wife when he gets in... yes, I'll keep you updated." He hung up and made one more call to his receptionist. "I'll be out for the rest of the afternoon. I have some filing for you to do on my desk. Thank you." He hung up, gathered his papers and left his office, locking the door. Ten minutes after he left, Starkweather with a grunt, wedged herself from out underneath his couch, completely furious. Her father was coming into town with business with **KERSH** of all people. <> she fumed as she left his office, relocking his door. Kersh's secretary looked up at her in complete surprise. "Agent Starkweather, whatever do you think you're doing???" Starkweather, smiling dangerously, sat up on the secretary's desk, opening her black blazer just enough so she could see her gun. "If you don't say anything about me being in Kersh's office, I won't do anything about those rather salacious, inappropriate comments you and Kimberly were making about the four of us in the X-Files office." She kissed the receptionist on each cheek, and, probably because of her conversation with Mulder earlier at Scully's apartment and because she was a HUGE movie buff, said "I know it was you Fredo," and pranced out of Kersh's office. Kersh's secretary was so frightened, she typed up her letter of resignation that day and nearly fled from the J Edgar Hoover Building. D.C. County Courthouse Outside the Mayor's office 11:38 AM **************************** Whether he was being bought-and-traded out of the FBI or not, Mulder sincerely liked his new boss. They had hit it off at the beginning, and, even though it was a quieter position than what he was used to, Mulder was beginning to get accustomed to settling down. The Mayor was not Skinner, and it wasn't nearly as fun getting up his craw as it had been getting up Skinner's; but Mayor Thomas Swanson was a good man, despite the legendary reputations that usually haunted politicians. For once in his life, Fox Mulder was a regular guy. "Spooky" Mulder was a part of his past. Oh sure, he'd go straight back to hunting down the Truth if were he ever given the opportunity faster than you could say 'alien,' but yuppydom was a nice, comfortable change of pace, albeit sometimes too comfortable for his liking. He scooped the real plans for the Bay Street Park up and began to deliver them to the Mayor's office. He was about to go in when a heated conversation stopped him just outside the door. "Mayor," a man was protesting, "he is in our way. He can't continue to hold this position without interfering with our agenda. He says it's an issue of priorities and securities." "Priorities and securities or not," the Mayor said "He's a city-appointed employee, and I cannot legally remove him from his office." "You didn't get elected to this office exactly legally." Said the voice flatly. "The Admiral can pull some strings to make some sort of a scandal come to the public eye." "That's blackmail!" the Mayor protested. "It's not blackmail, it's helping you keeping your priorities straight. You are aware of the circumstances under..." the man started, but the Mayor interrupted. "Yes," The Mayor began, careful to keep his voice even and angry. "I am aware of how he left, but despite those allegations, I think he's an assett to this city, and I'm willing to give him a another chance. Look, I understand your situation, but I've got the people of D.C. to answer to--not a bunch of fat cats in Arizona." "Soon, when all these allegations are brought to light, you won't think of him so highly. The people of D.C. will think twice about re-electing a mayor who appoints someone rattling off about science-fiction crap in a court of law to a powerful city position." "Be as it may," The Mayor replied heatedly, "I will wait until he prooves you wrong." Mulder took his cue here to duck out of view into an empty conference room. "I'll see myself out." Said The Man, Mulder couldn't get an opportunity to see his face. "Deputy" the Mayor said, greeting Mulder warmly, "finally came around, huh? Yes...this will do just fine. Good work. Don't forget the town counsel meeting tomorrow at four." "Thankyou, sir" Mulder said simply and took his leave. 12:37 PM "Scully," Sam sighed heavily, "I don't think he's going to move today until he has to go home." "We don't know that for sure, Doggett." Scully replied. "He may lead us straight to the solution and be none the wiser." "Doggett, can I ask you something?" "What, Scully?" "Why are you doing this?" "I figure this is the only way to get any lead." Scully shot him an imploring look. "It's right." Sam said simply. Then ducked, because at just that moment, Scully did. "BEN!" She screamed, crouching from view of the windshield. "Heading for the White Dodge Dynasty! Don't duck, drive!" Scully hissed, forgetting that there was no possible way Ben could hear her from the confines of a truck. Sam cranked the engine up as fast as his reflexes would allow, and made sure to wait just long enough so that Ben wouldn't suspect he was being followed. Ben headed down East on Wilson. Sam was following him close enough to keep up, but far enough away not to be noticed. Ben turned a left on Kennedy. Sam got caught by a light, and lost him for a few beats until he saw the Dodge's blinker just a few steps ahead, about to turn down Reagan." "Reagan!" Scully puzzled. "There's nothing on Reagan but a bunch of flea markets, grocery stores, a photocopy place, and antique shops!" "Photocopies." Sam realized. "I bet he found something for show-and-tell for those jurors." "You're right. There he is, pulling into it." Sam parked the car a couple of blocks down the way, and motioned for Scully to go follow while he parked. Scully crouched down, and waited in the bushes. "A squirrel just nibbled the heel of my favorite pumps." Scully groaned. "Sorry" Sam said sheepishly. "I don't know how much longer I can play Crouching Oaf, Hidden Idiot." Scully said finally after waiting in the bushes for an hour, kicking off her pumps. "I'm gonna see if I can get any closer." "Thank you Mr. Martin." Ben was saying coming out of the store. "I owe you big time for this one. You just made my night's sleep a lot nicer." Sam thought. "You in the doghouse with that spitfire Missus of yours?" Mr. Martin asked, handing a small bag to him. "Yeah," Ben said with an idiot-grin on his face, taking out the contents of the bag for inspection. "I know when I'm licked." "Smart man, Mr. Starkweather, smart man." Mr. Martin said, turning to go in. "That's not what the evidence suggests." Scully grumbled on the other side of the building. She craned her neck as much as she dared, and could barely make out what the picture was. "Agent Starkweather's got a night of heavy breathing ahead of her." Scully said flatly. "What makes you say that?" Sam asked, pulling away. "That was her picture he had photocopied. It's probably a peace offering." "You still think he's up to something?" "Oh, he's up to something alright." "Can you call Agent Reyes and get her to sit with Will for the rest of the afternoon." "I think that can be arranged." Scully answered with a smile. 3:24 PM In Doggett's pick-up, Outside the Law Offices of Carter, Adams and Spangle "Not that I'm sure Mulder didn't deserve it, but what exactly does Starkweather have against him?" Sam asked, sipping his sixth bottle of coke. "Well, from what I can gather from both Starkweather and Mulder, I think Mulder was following up on some research of abductees, and was trying to get information from her mother. Unfortunately, the timing turned out to be his disadvantage, because Starkweather's adoptive mother never regained her lucidity after she lost it during his questioning." "So Starkweather is taking her anger over her mother's death out on Mulder?" "Probably. In the x-files, issues come with the office benefits." "Apparently. Speaking of issues...what's the deal with you and Mulder?" Not that Sam was usually one to get the skinny on office gossip, but he couldn't help but wonder what happened with the 'we're just friends' stance both usually took. "Look out your window, Doggett." Scully said flatly, and gave Sam a wan smile. "You ever noticed the similarities between Mulder and Starkweather?" "Similarities?" Sam asked, getting his sixth coke out of the cooler. "Yeah...something around the eyes, same annoying sarcasm, same stubbornness." "But Starkweather's more skeptic than Mulder is about things." "True. But still..." Scully broke off, because at that moment, Ben came out of his office again. "Doggett--" "I'm already on it. Wonder where he's headed so late in the afternoon?" "We're about to find out." Sam tore out of the parking lot across the street from the office, careful not to go fast enough to make the tires screech. He followed the car at a safe distance as it turned on Eisenhower, on Kennedy, and then Lincoln. At the light, Sam got an idea. "Scully, take the wheel, I'm gonna go after him on foot. I'll give ya the signal if something happens." "Doggett! I can't let you go by--" "You can argue with me till your face turns blue, and the car won't have a driver by the next light." Sam said, unbuckling his safety belt. "Doggett, your cell phone won't necessarily pick up the signal inside. Two cans and a string won't exactly work from here." "Just catch up with me later!" "Doggett!" Scully protested, but before she could say anything, Sam was out of the car, sprinting down the street. Mulder, after an early long, BORING business lunch with a group of building contractors who wanted to build ANOTHER shopping mall in DC, gratefully slid into his comfortable chair in his office. He hated to admit it, but he REALLY loved his new office. As much as he desired and longed for the X-Files... it was going to be REALLY hard to go back into the basement. <> he moped as he took out his cell phone and called the Lone Gunmen. "Frohike." "Melvin, you sexy bitch." "Mulder," Frohike fumed. "You could have warned us about the Twisted Sisters coming down on us!!!" "What?" Mulder asked. After Frohike gave Mulder the lowdown on their run-in with Agents Scully, Reyes and Starkweather, Mulder just chuckled and said angelically: "Oops." "'Oops,'" Frohike ranted, a rarity from the man of little words. "We just about got creamed by the Bitches of Eastwick and all he says is 'Oops'." "Hey! At least we found out Byers is a virgin!" Langly piped up. "Langly, please, shut up!" Byers was in a permanent state of blush ever since he made his faux paux. "Byers is a virgin?" Mulder had overheard Langly's remark. "Hey, tell him I've got some videos he can borrow." "Hey, Byers, Mulder said you can borrow his pornos for those long lonely nights." "I hate you guys," Byers whined. "Anyways, what's up, Deputy Mayor?" Frohike got back to business. "I need you guys to get into your black formal wear later on. There's going to be a little party at the Mayor's office when he leaves for the day." "Now you're talking," Frohike grunted. "What's the occasion?" "Just that I discovered that I still have the gift of pissing off friends and influencing people into doing harm unto me and the people I either adore or at least tolerate on a day to day basis. Someone was threatening the Mayor into canning me and I want to know why and if it's connected in any way, shape or form with this whole oil rig clusterfuck." "Really?" Frohike was all ears and little talk now. "What time?" "The Mayor usually doesn't leave until seven o'clock at night," the Mayor was truly dedicated to his job and his city, "but tonight his little girl is having a birthday party so he's leaving early around three. Most people are out of here no later than four-thirty." "Damn City employees," Frohike complained. "As far as security, surprisingly it's pretty lax. Some rent-a-cops wander around but they pretty much stay holed up in the security office watching sports on ESPN. There's a cleaning crew that comes in late at night, but that's usually after eight o'clock when everyone is definitely gone." "Cake walk then," Frohike then. "Cool, I love slacker jobs," Langly grinned as he munched on Funyons. "There might be nothing there, but tell me EVERYTHING you find, no matter how small or insignificant you may think it is. I'll be at Scully's the rest of the night." "You'll be at Scully's the rest of the night," Frohike repeated for the other two's benefit. "Hey, Byers! Cheer up!" Langley punched him joshingly on his shoulder, "if Mulder can get some, that means there's hope for you yet!" "I heard that," Mulder said. "I didn't really appreciate it." "Well, hell Mulder," Frohike reasoned. "Before you and Scully finally hooked up, how long had it been for you? Ten years?" "GOOD BYE," Mulder snapped and hung up the phone, groaning. < he wondered just as his cell rang again. Expecting it to be Frohike again, he snarled "WHAT???" "Mulder, it's Skinner." "Oh... sorry sir." Chastised, he mumbled. "Don't call me sir. Anyway, have you heard from anyone yet? Doggett, Scully, Starkweather???" "No si- ummm, Skinner, I haven't. Why?" "That's just it, I haven't heard a peep all day and I'm getting concerned." Skinner growled, unawares that at that time, Starkweather was still hidden underneath Kersh's couch and Sam-in-Doggett and Scully were staking Ben out on Reagan Street. "Should I call them?" Now Mulder was worried, typical Mulder, getting his boxers in a knot whenever it concerned Scully. A pause. "Not yet, but if you don't hear from them by at least close of business today, I want to know." Skinner hung up without saying goodbye. Mulder, now really nervous, a trait he did not like in himself, got up and started pacing. Just then his cell rang. He dove for it. "Scully?" "No, Deputy Mayor, it's me." "Jerilyn?? What happened? Skinner's got his tightie-whities in a bunch about you." "Huh." Starkweather deadpanned. "I always pictured him as a boxers man, myself. I tried calling him just now, but his line was busy." "What happened? Did you find anything in Kersh's office?" "OH MAN!!" Starkweather exploded, sitting safely at her tiny desk in the X-Files office. "You will NOT believe what I just went through!" Meanwhile back to the future QL HQ Al told Doggett everything, about Sam's maiden leap, about all the lives he's touched and changed, about his first brush with the X-Files when he leaped into Agent Dana Scully (Doggett snorted in disbelief at that one) and about Sam's current mission. Doggett grew very quiet when Al started adding up the death toll. He closed his eyes when Al told him about Jerilyn's impending murder. "Well?" Al asked. "Well?" Doggett repeated. "It's a great story for frightening little kids at bedtime, but what proof do you have to offer me? I mean, as far as I can tell, this could all be an elaborate, sick joke. I mean, so far, you've offered me no proof that it's actually 2011?" "I thought you'd say that," Al said. "So I brought you this." He handed Doggett a police file. Doggett flipped it open, then bolted out of his seat in horror. The police photographs fluttered down and Al tried not to look at the graphic picture of Starkweather's murder. But, just like rubbernecks on the freeway, looking back at a gruesome accident, he couldn't help it. In stark black and white, Starkweather, in a pool of her own blood was laying on the floor of a Kum-n-Go, a bullet wound in her forehead, her eyes wide and staring. Al stooped down, gathered up the files contents and put them on the table. "Before you say that picture was faked, you know Starkweather, as morbid as her humor is, would NOT fake something like that to play a joke on you." Al told an ashen-faced Doggett. "She knows that would kill you and she wouldn't hurt her friends like that. Her death certificate is in there too, along with an autopsy report and newspaper clippings." Doggett gingerly took the picture again and tried to look at it objectively, but couldn't. "This is suppose to happen....?" "Three days after Mulder gets killed," and Al held out another folder for Doggett to look at. The crime scene photographs for Mulder's murder were far and away more disturbing that Starkweather's, for it showed the bars of the prison cell where Mulder was being held for Ben's murder completely torn away, as if they were tissue paper. Blood was spattered all over the walls. Mulder's body looked to be literally broken in half. His eyes, too much like Starkweather's, were also wide open and staring into the oblivion. "Oh, God," Doggett said, flipping through the pictures. "This is for real, then?" he felt his gut churning. "This ain't a joke?" "I wish it was and time is running short and we've got a situation with our computer system that making it run shorter-" But Doggett wasn't listening, he was looking at a picture of the assumed suspect of Mulder's death. "Oh my God... I know that man..." "What?" Al come over to Doggett's side to look at the still from the prison video monitor system. With a shaking finger, Doggett tapped the picture. "That's Billy Miles." "Who?" Meanwhile, in the Present Shock me," Mulder said dryly, going back to trying to get a tack on the ceiling, "Shock me with your deviant behavior." "Mulder--" she warned. "Get back to reality for two seconds, please. Heads up, because this is big news." "Whatchya got?" "Well, dad's blowing into town." "Thanks for letting me know...tell him I said hi." "Guess who is wining and dining him when he gets here?" "You and Ben?" "No." "Me and Scully?" "Hell no." "As fun as it is playing guessing games with you, just tell me, please...I don't have time for guess who's coming to dinner right now." "Really, so that's why you asked for a dartboard to put in your office for your birthday?" "So who's having daddy to dinner?" "Kersh." "Any idea why the Deputy Director of the FBI is having a meeting with an Admiral?" "I have absolutely no clue." "I wonder if it has anything to do with someone wanting me 86'ed and the trial coming up." "Listen, Twilight Zone Poster Boy, quit being so paranoid. Dad got you that job, remember?" "You won't let me forget." "He's not about to get you kicked outta that office faster than he put you in it. I don't give a flying f*ck about your ass, but I'll be d*mned if I let Doggett down. I'm gonna do some digging around Dad's office to see if I can find any solid proof at his place." "Did you find anything in Kersh's office?" "A copy of Roots, Hannibal, and Catching a Spider..." "So he's taking some lessons from Hannibal Lecter, huh? Wonder what he's going to Phoenix for. What was Kersh doodling? Playing hangman by himself?" "Some numbers...they looked like stockmarket jargon." Starkweather said, and told him what the numbers were. She had no clue what they meant. "That's a helluva hangman score." "No kidding. I overheard something you might wanna make something of or not..." "What's that? You making the watercooler gossip again?" "Kinda...someone in Arizona tried to get me fired." "Jiminy Christmas! Arizona? Oh, geez...Mulder...I think I'm gonna be sick." "Why's that?" "I owe you an apology..." "Jiminy Christmas?" Mulder scoffed, "What the h*ll is that?" "Fuck off." "That's better." "Mulder," Starkweather threatened, "if you tell ANYONE we had this conversation, I will PERSONALLY make sure you are permanently pissing through a tube faster than you can say extraterrestrial." "Duely noted..." Mulder gulped. "So, tell me...how did you get a hold of this information?" "Well, Skinner called Kersh out of his office, and I snuck in." "How did you sneak out? By slithering?" "Pretty much." Starkweather admitted. "I hid under the couch and waited till the two-faced rat-b*stard left." "I think two-faced rat-b*stard is the chartered name for the bad-guy club down there. How did you get past the secretary?" "We made an arrangement. She agreed to be silent. I agreed to let her live." "Sounds like you're learning the ropes pretty fast." Mulder chuckled. "Well, Hurricane, you better let Skinner know Kersh didn't have you for dinner." "Oh, blow me." "That's Ben job, isn't it?" "That's a mature response coming from the Deputy Mayor of Washington. It's a relief to know this city's in good hands." Starkweather deadpanned. "Oh, *blow me* is *REAL* mature." "As much as I would love to continue the captivating debate we're having, this little hurricane's gotta blow outta here. I gotta do a little digging." "Look, off the record, Starkweather, with your foster mother...I was only looking for some answers. I almost lost Scully to the same thing she died from, and my sister disappeared when I was twelve. I was trying to find her, and I stepped on lots of toes along the way...and, well..." "I'll take that as an apology." Starkweather interrupted. "I wasn't kidding when I said I had some digging to do. I won't let anything happen to either Scully or Doggett, and if that means keeping you around, then so be it. This whole oil-rig deal is my fight just as much as it is yours, whether we like it or not. Besides, after this deal, I think I'm going to ask to be transferred into Quantico." "Starkweather, when we first met, you said I was spineless for not being my own person. All I've got to say about you going to Quantico is, if the lab coat fits, wear it." "Excuse me? I *EARNED* my place here. Being stuffed down into your little crusade was NOT my choice *pal*. I was assigned here! What the fucking right do you think you have going around shoving crap in my face like--" "Before you go off on me, I didn't say you didn't earn your place. I don't think we would've been able to have as many leads on this case right now as we've got without you on the team. All I'm saying, is if you go to Quantico, you are leaving behind every opportunity you've ever had to be honest with yourself and find the truth. I may be spineless, but at least I'm not living a pretty lie." "My pretty lie is all I have. You're spineless not because you're Dad's puppet, but because you know the truth and do nothing about it." "What is that lie, Starkweather? A marriage going down the drain? An adoptive father pulling strings under your nose and pulling the wool over the world's eyes? You're a damn good investigator, Starkweather. All I'm trying to say is, maybe the lie isn't as good as the truth could be. I am not in a position to do anything about the truth that's out there right now, but you...are." "Mulder, this isn't my crusade. If it *is* my crusade," Starkweather softened, hardly able to believe she was pouring her heart out to someone she barely tolerated, "then I have to fight against my father, and I don't think I'm ready to do that." "I know, Starkweather. Just think at least about staying on with the x-files, ok? Keep me posted on what you find out about the case, too." "That's my job, Mulder. Getting my *ss kicked by E.T.'s, sneaking around two-faced rat-b*st*rd lairs, and keeping you posted." She said, and hung up. "What bug got up *her* ass and died?" Mulder grumbled, and barely had time to make one more attempt at getting a tack stuck to the ceiling before the phone rang again. "Mulder." "It's me." "What's going on Scully? Everything ok?" "I'm not sure. I'm on Lincoln street and Doggett just played half a game of Chinese fire drill." "What?" "He got out of the car, Mulder, and is now following Ben on foot." "What?! Why? Did he give you a reason." "None whatsoever. Feels like the good old days when *you* used to do the same thing." "Guess who's coming to town?" "Elvis. Mulder, I really don't have time for this." "Go on, guess." "Mulder, now is *not* the time to go back and forth. I'm pulling into this warehouse." "Kersh is taking Admiral Bailey to dinner right before our trial." "And this is important to us, how?" "Admiral Bailey has a lot of influence over Kersh...he has a lot of influence over a lot of people in very high positions." "What *OF* it, Mulder?" "I overheard some watercooler gossip about someone in Arizona needing me 86'ed again. Admiral Bailey is in Arizona." "Mulder, I think you're jumping conclusions again." "I think Admiral Bailey has Kersh wrapped around his finger." "Starkweather?" Scully hissed, scooting down out of sight under some hedges. "You think she's part of the deal?" "I really don't think she's aware of exactly how powerful her father is, and what's more, I think she earned her place at the FBI. At any rate, be careful. Keep me posted about what you find out." As much as Sam loved catching up with Scully, he needed to touch base with Al. Getting out of that truck was the only way he could think of to get away from Scully without being sent to a psych ward for talking to thin air. "Al! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!" Sam hollared as loudly as his lungs could spare as he sprinted down Lincoln in the general direction Ben's car was headed. It wasn't long before the thin blue light of the door appeared and with the click and sweep of the chamber door. "The warehouse is a coupla blocks, Sam!" Al shouted after him, "I'll meetchya there!" "Al," Sam huffed, and doubled over from exhaustion. "I--uh- -Ben--" "Calm down, Sam. I got some good news and some bad news." "Good news?" "Doggett finally decided to trust us, and we finally have the story on Mulder's murder." "Bad news?" "You're not gonna like this." "It can't be worse than anything else that's happened today. Out with it..." "Ziggy's on the fritz still. We can't expell the virus outta the system, so there's still a good chance that we'll hafta shut down in a few hours." "What do you know...today can get worse." Sam implored no one in particular. "That's not all." "That's not all?!" Sam echoed. "What is this? Am I supposed to jump into a whale, build an ark? Tell me!" "The killer apparently is a super-human alien." "And I'm supposed to believe that?" Sam demanded. "You're supposed to stop Ben from getting killed. Which, right now, don't look too easy considering he's about to go into that warehouse." "Jump ahead of me, and see what he's up to, I'm gonna wait on Scully." Without a word, the chamber door was open and Al was gone. "Doggett," Scully said, running up from a behind a bush a few seconds later, "For nine years now, I have been putting up with this kinda crap from Mulder, and now, I'm putting up with this from you. Do you have ANY idea of what my life is like?" "A better idea than you think, Scully." Sam said, going inside. "What the hell is that supposed to mean, Doggett!?" Scully hissed, running after him. They stopped short and crouched behind a couple of boxes. "What's he doing here?" Sam hissed, keeping his gaze peeled between Ben and the door. "Isn't that what we're hear to find out?" Scully answered, getting her gun out of her ankle holster. "I'll check outside and see if anyone's on their way, Sam." Al suggested, and popped out. A few minutes later, almost instantly, the warehouse door opened like a garage door, and a black sedan drove through. With Ben out of sight, four men got out, one of whom was Kersh, another of whom was the Mayor, and another of whom was the Admiral. "You won't listen to us then?" Kersh was saying. "He's the laughing-stock of D.C. A c*cktail party joke...the stuff late-night talk shows and political cartoons are made of." "I don't think our agenda can be met with him here." A man was saying, going to a box. "I think you're wrong." The Mayor was saying, "A city position such as his has no real power; he knows nothing of our plans, and there is no reason why he has to be taken through the ringer because of it! In all good consciousness, I can't follow through with this." "He is a threat to our existence, and a threat to my daughter." Admiral Bailey was saying. "How is who a threat to the little hurricane?!" Al demanded. It was very theraputic being a hologram sometimes, maddening at others. "If you won't get him out of his office, we will eliminate him another way." "Admiral, I smell his brand of cigarettes." Kersh said. "You--think he's here?" "I--uh--wonder...he woudlnt' be caught dead in that white dodge that was parked outside, that's for sure." The Admiral said with a chuckle. "My son-in-law has a car like that...had it in grad school." "If Ben is around here, then he knows our plans." "We haven't been specific enough, he hasn't heard anything he can back up." The mayor began to protest. "Exactly whose side are you on, Mr. Mayor?" Kersh demanded. "The right one." "For your sake, I hope so." Admiral Bailey replied. "It would be awful if the Mayor had a heart attack in the middle of his term at his granddaughter's birthday party." "Speaking of which, hadn't you better be going?" Kersh said, grinning like a snake. Three of the men then got in the car. The man that they couldn't recognize went over to one of the boxes, and got out a vile of grass-green liquid, opened the driver's door, and the warehouse door opened again, and drove off. Lazily, Morris Nigcht, the security guard looked up from the "Toughman Contest" he was watching on FX to check the survelliance monitor that recorded the ins and outs of the front doors to City Hall. All he saw were three goofy looking guys from the cleaning crew that came every night to pick up the messes the city employees so thoughtfully left for them every night. "Weirdos," he mumbled as he reached for his coffee and doughnuts and turned his attention back to his television show. Meanwhile, the Lone Gunmen, dressed in the garb of a cleaning crew, armed with caddies of cleaning supplies that they had no idea how to use and a giant trash barrel on wheels, blithely walked right in and into the elevator. "Damn, that was easy," Langly crooned when the elevator door shut and they were safely on their way up to the Mayor's office. "Too easy," Frohike grumbled. "What's got your coaxial cable in a knot?" Langly's nose flared in irritation. "Got a bad feelin'," was all that could be coaxed from Frohike. "Frohike," Byers nagged, "a few hours ago, you said that this was going to be a cake walk." "That was a few hours ago." Byers and Langly looked at each other and shrugged. The elevator doors whooshed opened and the intrepid boys let themselves out. "Alright, where did Mulder say the Mayor's haunt was?" Langly asked. Byers pulled a map out of his cleaning uniform. "He said it was two suites down from his office, on the left... so I think it's this way." Ten minutes later, the boys turned around and walked the other way towards the Deputy Mayor's and Mayor's office. "Damn narc," Frohike grumbled. "Mulder must have meant HIS left," Byers tried to justify himself. "Hey, speaking of Mulder," Langly pointed to a heavy oak door with the gold plaque reading "The Honorable Deputy Mayor F. William Mulder" hanging on it. "HONORABLE?? Oh gag me." Langly made retching noises. "I wonder if it's as swank as he tells us it is..." A glimmer of mischief glistened in the eyes behind the thick black glasses. "Langly, no, we don't have tim-" Byers tried to protest, but too late, Langly had already jimmied the lock. All three stood in the doorway, gawping. "Whoa daddy," was all that Langly could get out. Like three alley cats sneaking into an upper class townhouse, the boys tiptoed in, instantly sinking into the luxuriously soft cream carpet. "Damn!" Langly threw himself on the fawn colored leather sofa. "I think his new office is nicer than his APARTMENT!" He looked up. "What's up with all the tacks in the ceiling?" Byers meanwhile, had made a beeline for Mulder's exspansive desk. "Guys, this is solid cherry!" he exclaimed. "I think it's an antique!" "Who cares?" Frohike was getting nervous. "Yeah, you nerd," Langly rebuffed him. "No one gives a crap. Speaking of crap, I wonder if he's got his own crapper in this high-fa-lootin' joint?" "No, that priviledge is reserved for those with real power." Mulder's trademark monotone made all the boys jump up in alarm. "Mulder, what the hell?" Langly said. "Thought you said that you're goin' to Scully's?" "I will be, as soon as my cab gets here," Mulder examined the doorknob. "I've got to invest in better locks." "A cab? Why? Car in the shop?" Frohike asked. "Well, it's probably in a shop of some sorts, being dismantled and sold for hot parts all over the Continental US. My car was stolen this afternoon." "Man, that sucks," Langly said, now sniffing around the candy jar sitting on the end-table next to the sofa. "Thank you, Captain Obvious.. hey, get out of there!" Langly, pouting, put the lid back on the jar. "There's nothin' but freakin' sunflower seeds in there." "Don't you guys have some breaking and entering to do?" Mulder reminded them of their mission to infiltrate the Mayor's office. "Yeah, yeah, yeah," Langly unwillingly got off of the sofa. "Nice place you got here, Mr. Honorable Deputy Mayor, sir." "Thanks. Now," Mulder said, ushering the Lone Gunmen out, "if you're really REALLY good, I'll show you the wet bar they put in here for me." "You've got a BAR in here!" Langly goggled while Frohike and Byers stared in wonder. Mulder slammed the door in their faces. "God damn," Frohike said. "What bug crawled up his ass and died?" Mulder flung himself onto the sofa and threw his arm over his eyes. Truth to be told, he, again, wasn't feeling well. He could feel the army of the migranes mustering at the tail of his spine and begin their march up to his skull. "Goddamn it!!" He cursed aloud. "Not now, not now!!!" He was about to get up and fix himself a very substantial adult beverage from his very own private bar when his cell phone rang. "Mulder." "Mr. Mulder? This is the Yellow Cab Company. We're right outside." "Thank you," Mulder switched his phone off, pulled on his suit jacket and grabbed his briefcase and went downstairs to his waiting cab and home to a hopefully waiting good Doctor Scully, who is the cure for all that ailed him... he hoped. Washington D.C.; Lincoln Street Warehouse 4:57 PM ******************************************* Ben crouched waiting behind one of the crates as the men left. He couldn't figure it all out. Was the vile some sort of chemical toxin? Surely it wasn't related to his trial...the Admiral CERTAINLY couldn't be in on what was happening in the oil company. He knew that the Admiral had pulled some strings to get him the new job at the law firm, but beyond that, he didn't think that the Admiral was at all involved with his job--he certainly wasn't going to let his father-in-law interfere with justice. These guys were going to pay for what they did, and he was going to be the one to pull the wool off over their eyes. He knew that whatever the vile was, it was something that he would have to look in on after he blew this case out of the water. But, first things first, before he saved the world, he needed to save his marriage. He took out a well-worn velvet-covered box, and procured an antique locket, held the picture up to it, and with scissors that came with his swiss army knife, cut the picture to fit, and snapped it shut and put the box in the paper bag holding the picture, and left. Sam and Scully crouched behind the rows of boxes close to the door, and silently scooted out of view as Ben left. Scully had parked behind a building across the street, and Al, Scully and Sam gratefully left. "I wonder what that was all about?" Sam mused allowed as he got into the truck. Al popped in between he and Scully, trying his best to look like he was actually sitting, causing Sam to nearly jump out of his skin and make the car swerve. "It sure wasn't a Shriner's club meeting." Al grumbled. "I dunno..." Then Scully's eyes widened as she got a horrible thought. "Oh God! What if they were talking about Mulder?" "They were definately talking about Ben, that's for sure." Al interjected as though Scully could hear him. "I wonder what that vile was. Could you tell?" "How the hell should I know?" Scully snapped. "It looked like green kool-aid to me." Al said at the same time Scully snapped. "I wonder how Ben found out they would be there." "Who knows." Sam said, forgetting that Scully couldn't hear Al's half. "You ok Doggett?" "Who knows." Sam said dryly, and then realizing his fumble, stammered, "Who knows...how Ben found out those guys would be there." "You think Jerilyn tipped him off without her knowing it?" Al wondered. "It was World War Three in their apartment for the past couple of days, Jerilyn wouldn't let him near any of what she was working on, I'm sure of it." "How do you think he got a hold of that information, then?" Scully demanded. "Maybe they were feeding the little worm some bait." Al theorized. "You really think so?" Sam asked, again forgetting about Scully. "I have no idea." Scully answered, and then whipped out her cell phone. "Skinner? It's Scully, hey, listen..."yeah, we're alright. Did you and Starkweather make out ok?...We followed Ben to the warehouse on Lincoln Street, and Kersh, The Admiral, The Mayor of D.C., and somebody we didn't recognize all pulled into the warehouse and got this vile...we have no idea...we don't know the answer to that one, either...we've still got a lot of work to do before we know that...yes sir...I'll keep you posted." Scully hung up and sighed heavily. "Doggett...we've been working on this ever since it exploded ont our laps, and where has it gotten us? Absolutely nowhere...I don't think I'm helping you or Mulder any more than Will is." "Sure you are," Sam tried to encourage. "We just need a little more time to gather proof, is all. I tell you what, I'll take you back to the Bureau, and we can call it a night, and you me and Starkweather can pull our heads together over this tomorrow at work." "Thanks, Doggett...that's the best idea anyone's come up with for the past few days." "You know Scully," Sam began, "You know how I read through all those files..." "Yeah?" Scully nodded. "There's one thing I gotta know." "What's that?" "When you were in Antarctica, how DID you guys get back from that spaceship?" "Just drive." She said flatly. Sam and Scully rode in silence the rest of the way, and Al went back through the chamber door to check on the progress being made on Ziggy. An hour later that afternoon **************************** Ben made his way back to his plush office, no closer to a garaunteed win for his case than he was earlier. There was nothing conclusive in that meeting except that someone wanted someone else fired, or worse. Those people had access to a box in that warehouse with a vile. If there was someway he could get a hold of that vile, then maybe he could win that case. The only easiest way he could get the vile, it seemed, was through his father-in-law. But what was it? What could possibly be in that vile that four undoubtedly powerful men wanted? It certainly coudln't be liquidated green jell-o. Maybe toxin? Some heightened synthetic chlorophyll for crops? Regardless, it was a crime against the government, and it had to be uncovered, regardless of who was involved. This might be a bit tricky considering one of the possible people he would be fighting against pulled strings to get his new position at one of the top lawfirms. The Admiral had opened some doors, and he couldn't just turn him away like that...but by the same token, he couldn't turn down a fight, either. "Mr. Starkweather," his secretary chirpped, poking her head in the door. "This came for you while you were gone. I don't know who brought it. The mailboy brought it up." "Thanks." Ben said absently, taking the envelope as though it were something his parents wouldn't let him touch. He took the envelope, and noticed that it was a plain, grocery-store .99 special variety that was unmarked; only his name and lawfirm address were written on the front. Inside was a typed message written in Times New Roman font, size twelve, all caps IF YOU WANT TO WIN THE CASE, COME TO THE LINCOLN STREET LAWFIRM AT 4:30 AM, ALONE AND ARMED WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR WITS--A FRIEND INSIDE. He crumpled the peice of paper up, and threw it in the wastebasket, started to surf the net on insectisides to see if it would lead to any answers as to what that vile was, and soon, his curiosity got the better of him. Everything was riding on this deposition coming up; but his marriage was riding on tonight. If he screwed up again, it would be world war four. On the other hand, he rationalized, if I win this case, the x-files would be closed, and Agent Jerilyn would be Mrs. Starkweather again. "Well, if world war four explodes in our apartment tonight, I hope she doesn't know how to operate an atom bomb." Ben closed the laptop, and left the office, heading for the flowershop. If he wanted everything to be right again tonight, he would have to eat crow for supper. For a year. Or as long as Jerilyn was willing to put up a fight for their marriage. Whichever came first. He hoped the year. *********************************************************** meanwhile... J. Edgar Hoover Building ************************ Sam and Scully left from the Lincoln Street Warehouse almost as clueless as they had came in. The only thing Sam knew for sure was that he hadn't changed history yet. At least he had the future suspects narrowed down. If he could somehow get him away from them; to get Jerilyn to protect him somehow, he would be home free. Experience told him it wouldn't be that easy. They came into the x-files office to find Jerilyn busily digging in research. "You guys find anything?" "I found out how to unbuckle my seatbelt and change seats during the time it takes for a light to change." She shot a glare at Sam. "If you do ANYTHING like that to me again I'll--" Scully started, but Sam wouldn't let her finish. "I gotta go to the restroom." For once in his life, it wasn't just an excuse. "I don't think he's playing with a full deck today, Starkweather." Scully said, getting her laptop and briefcase gathered. "Well, you'd be a basketcase too," She justified, and gestured to Mulder's desk. "If you hadda spend the night with the Addams Family reject, Barbie boy, JFK Wannabe, and Greasey poney tail quasi-modo. Look, Scully...earlier, I put you between me and the Deputy Mayor, and that wasn't fair of me." "I'll take that as an apology, Starkweather. Hope you and Ben patch things up tonight." "We will...you were right about Mulder. His heart is in the right place, after all. Along with a couple of...other...pertinent muscles." Scully couldn't help but blush like a school girl at that comment. "We found out something you might wanna know, Starkweather." Sam said, making his entrance and shot a permissive look directed at Scully. "Someone close the FBI has a lot of influence on a lot of people." "Any idea who?" She asked. "We're getting close, Starkweather." "What did you find?" Scully pressed, eager to change the subject. "Chicken scratch on a legal pad. It looked like doodling at first, but I looked closer, and it was stock-market numbers. I did some research, and the stock-market is linked directly to that oil rig in the Gulf, and this same company merged with several other oil rigs--including one in Arizona and in Scottland." "We know someone's paying Kersh to keep silent. All we need to do now is figure out who, or which organization, or what." Scully said, making a bee-line for the door. "I've gotta go relieve Agent Reyes of Will. "At least today we got a good start on a lead. It's not solid, but it's a lead." Starkweather looked nervously down at her desk, and then across at the both of them, as if in debate. She sighed heavily in concluding solo arguements. "I'm going to do some investigating when dad comes to visit. It's the only way we can find any answers to this thing." "I appreciate your help, Starkweather, but the answers may not be what you want to hear." Scully warned. "Neither are the Backstreet Boys." Starkweather replied with a scared smile. "But if that's what it takes to get you two outta this, then I'll do it. See you guys tomorrow." She said heading out the door. Later that night... Ben and Jerilyn's apartment Ben tenitively opened the door to his apartment. He heard Kid Rock blaring out of the stereo: "Yeah, I'm a COW - Boy bay--bee..." He closed his eyes. Hard rock, bad sign. He sighed and went towards the bedroom. His wife hadn't noticed him. The bedroom was in disarray, piles of clothes separated by color and fabric all over. Because they didn't have an ironing board, Jerilyn had spread a towel on their dresser and was pressing a pair of Ben's khakis. Ben grinned to himself. One of the perks of having an ex-military person for a spouse was their anal-retentive attention to details. Jerilyn had a lot of practice in creating shipshape creases, having done ironing not just for her uniforms, but for her father when he was still active in the Navy. Ben leaned against the doorframe. "Hi." He received a withering look and a curt "Hi," in return. "Have you drawn up divorce papers yet?" he said jokingly. "Don't tempt me Counselor," she replied, but the name "Counselor" was a good sign, it was her pet name for him. Jerilyn had pet names for just about everyone, friends and enemies. "Monkey boy" for Byers and "Papa John" for Doggett were just two examples of her nick name fanaticism. She was still struggling for an appropriate nick name for Mulder but asshole was still in the running. "Jeri," he sighed, but stuck to his resolution to eat crow. "Baby, can we... can we... could we start over?" "Ben, we've started over so many times...." "Well, three-thousand and one's the charm," he smiled and approached her, taking the hot iron out of her hands and took her in his arms. "Jeri, we don't have to agree, okay, I know you think I'm insane for what I'm doing... but on the flip side, I think you're insane for what you're doing too..." "Is this your sad attempt at an apology?" but she was smiling when she said that. Caesar the cat wound himself around their legs... **************************************************************** Meanwhile... Scully's apartment Georgetown "Thanks Reyes for all your help," Scully said, holding Will as she walked Monica Reyes to the door. Reyes, still recovering from her unfortunate mishap from falling from a ladder, limped to the door. "Hopefully I'll be back in business in a month," she said with her trademark serene smile. "I didn't realize butts took so long to heal." She had broken her tailbone in the fall, putting her out of action for the most post. "Well, can't wait to have you back, have a good night," Scully wished her well as she shut the door quietly. After she put William to bed, she had just settled down in her chair when she heard Mulder's key in her door. He staggered in and collapsed on her couch, rubbing his temples. "Mulder, what's the matter?" "Bad headache, got any Valium?" "How would Valium cure a headache?" Scully huffed, irritated as usual at how poorly Mulder always took care of himself. "It would make me completely numb to the world," he closed his eyes as Scully came over. She sat down beside him and touched his forehead. "No fever, which is a good sign, but Mulder, you can't let yourself get run down, not now." "I know, I know..." Mulder tried to wave her concern off, but Dr. Scully wouldn't allow it. "No you don't Mulder," she began sternly. "Scully," he opened his eyes and started to give her the puppy-dog eyes. "I'm just tired. It's just a headache. I've just had a bad day..." Scully took his hand. "Tell me." Mulder sighed. "Someone is trying to get me fired at City Hall...." "... and to top it all off," Mulder rubbed his eyes again wearily. "My car got stolen." "Oh God, Mulder, did you call-" "The police," Mulder finished her question for her, "yes I did. I told them the make and the model and the plate numbers. I told them the color and what the bumper sticker said. I told them where I usually park it, underneath the big sign that says "Parking for the Deputy Mayor Only, All Others Will Be Towed." I told them the last approximate time I saw my car. They thanked me for all the information I provided and told me that they'd get right on it... before they started to laugh hysterically, of course." Mulder looked up at her and deadpanned. "And how was your day, Pookie?" "Pookie?" she asked flatly. Just then, the baby started to cry in the other room. Mulder's face crumpled in pain as the wails became piercing. Scully, more concerned for William than Mulder, naturally, bolted up, but Mulder grabbed her wrist. "I'll go, haven't seen the slugger all day, except for this morning," and with a sigh, he heaved himself off the couch and down towards Scully's bedroom. Which was a good thing because just then, Maggie Scully had decided to give her daughter a phone call and was in the mood for a nice long cozy chat. An entire hour had passed before Scully could finally draw the phone call to an end. "Alright, I'll talk to you soon, I love you Mom... ok Mom... Yes Mom... okay, I'll talk to you soon.... I love you too... yes Mom, I'll tell him... okay... yeah Mom... I love you...I'll talk to you soon... okay, Mom... love you... BYE!" She hung up the phone with a bemused smile. Every since Scully had the baby, Maggie had rung up her long distance bill, calling with maternal hints and suggestions. Scully then noticed how quiet it was. She padded down her hallway, feeling some of that leftover fear that she felt when Krycek, may God rot his lying soul, told her that her baby was "special" and that "they" were coming for it. The door was partially closed. Only a sliver of light from the baby's teddy bear shaped night light shone out. Scully felt her heart pounding. Slowly, FBI slowly, she pushed open the door. "Mul-" she started to say, but stopped. Back to her, Mulder was holding William, standing in front of the window. Sillouetted by the street lights, Mulder was making a valiant effort to sing... effort being the key word. "Hey diddle diddle put your kitty in the middle and swing like you didn't care," he crooned, softly, gently and completely out of tune, "so I took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy who was ready to play and... um.... la la la la... la... um... don't know the words to this part but...I knew that love was here to stay when she told me to walk this way, talk this way, walk this way, talk this way," he happened to turn around to see Scully standing there. He grinned and sang "Just give me a little kiss..." Scully went to him and looked up at him with her baby. "You're singing Aerosmith to MY child?" she crossed her arms. "Sure, they're a classic," Mulder said, at his most maddening, shifting Will to one arm so he could use his other arm to pull Scully to him. "I started to listen to them when I was a kid, so I figured," Mulder shrugged. "Why not?" "Mulder," she said, wriggling enough to put her arms on top of his to draw him and her baby closer. "That boy is going to need years of therapy if you don't..." "Don't what?" Mulder kissed her forehead, then kissed the top of the baby's head. "I thought you had a headache?" "It's going away," Mulder said, resting his head on top of Scully's. "I could stay this way forever, Scully, do you know that?" as he enveloped her and her son in his strong arms. He gently started to sway, as if they were slow- dancing at a junior high dance. Scully felt her eyes welling up. As she looked up to tell him how touched she was by his sentiments, he began to sing again. "Swwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooooooooooootion..... Swwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet emoooooooooooooooooooooootion..... talk about things that nobody cares.... wearing our things that nobody wears, somebody's calling me but I gotta make clear, can't say maybe where I'll be in a year..." Scully groaned, but then smiled. He wouldn't be Mulder if he couldn't take a perfectly wonderful, sweet moment... and ruin it completely. After Mulder had called the police, the Gunmen made their way down the hall and to the Mayor's office, which, unfortunately was locked. Frohike turned to Langly. "Got a bobby pin?" "What the hell makes you think I've got a bobby pin?" "Oh yeah, I forgot, you don't even brush your hair. Byers, gimme your credit card. I gotta crack this lock somehow." "Frohickey, I refuse to give you my credit card." "Aw, come on, Virgin Monkey Boy. I promise I won't get the number off of it to buy pornos on the internet this time." "That's what you said last time." "Byers...you need serious help, man." Langly nasalled. "Look, I'll pay you back." Frohike persisted. "That's what you said last time." "I'll let you borrow them." "That's what you said last time." "Dammit, Byers, where's your sense of adventure!" "It went out the window the moment you called me Virgin Monkey Boy. I am NOT having a good day." "Byers, dude, this is a cakewalk. We'll be in and outta here in a jiffy." "Why is it on cakewalks we always tend to slip on the icing?" "Wow, it's good to know our tax money is being well-spent on swanky offices." Frohike grumbled as he opened the newly jimmied door. "Geeez...this office is nicer than *Scully's* apartment." Langly said, oogling at the bar. "Langly, get your ass over hear, we're gonna start on his email." "Awww, man!" "If you're good, we'll letchya have some of the mayor's candy." "Oh goodie." Langly said dryly. "Let's see what we got here." He turned on the computer; Frohike kept lookout at the window just in case, and shut the blinds. Byers kept his look-out post near the door. "Hmmm...nothing much here...internet porn...birthday cards to his granddaughter...Hello! Score one for Barbie Boy!" Langley said triumphantly. "Whatchya got?" "Looks like someone's jumping down the mayor's throat." Langly answered, busily keying in data, "He's got a couple of threatening emails. The addy is leolaw@juno.net. If we can figure out who that is, we might be able to get a lock on who's trying to get Mulder fired." "Do your stuff, Langly." "It's what I live for Frohickey. Here we go...but this guy's good...I don't' have an I.D. on him. I can't trace it." "Guys?" Frohike said, not really paying attention to what Langley was saying. He was nervously peering out the window. "What, Fro?" "The mayor's coming up the walk. I think we better move." "Shit! What's he doing back here?!" "Maybe he's come back to look at some of this internet porn." Langley suggested. "Shut up Langly." The two chorused in unison. They shut the computer off, and gingerly relocked the door. "We're cooked." Frohike said in his trademark grumble. "Guys, we're cleaning dudes..." "What do you suggest, Langley," Byers said, heading for the doors, "Sweeping the Mayor out? Maybe knocking the mayor unconscious with window-cleaner fumes?" "Not a bad idea." Frohike approved. "I suggest we clean." Langley continued, turning off the computer. "Who knows, we may find somethin' out. I mean, hell...a man running with the bad guys gotta have something to hide." "As much as I hate to admit it, Blondie's got a point, Virgin Monkey Boy." Frohike deadpanned. "Don't call me that!" Byers and Langley both shouted in unison. Byers, Langly, and Frohike all scampered across the hall, like three little kids who were trying not to get caught by parents. "Shit! I forgot to lock the door!" Langley panicked. "Oh hell." Was all Frohike said. "If he goes near the computer, we're dead." Byers said in his trademark matter-of-factness. "It's still warm." Langley, trying too hard to look like he was supposed to be there, sang barely recognizable as melody under his breath "Just slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan, no need to be coy Roy, just drop the key, Lee, and get yourself free." "Shut up!" Byers and Frohike hissed in unison, because just then, the mayor was coming up the walk. Langley just barely locked the door in time, and had scooted around the corner out of sight seconds after the Mayor came in the door to City Hall, fortunately for the three cleaning guys, leaving the door open. "Look at that." Byers whispered, trying not to look like Langley was someone he knew. "Wonder what he's got there?" Frohike mumbled under his breath, as he watched the Mayor put the vile in a small pocket-sized metal box and locked it. They all watched as he picked up the phone. "I got it here, and I am keeping it with me. I will not be threatened anymore. Leo, you keep threatening me this morning, and you got the vile for them. You should be more careful where you put things, next time. We started this because we thought it was the only way. Because it was either us or him or us or them. They haven't found proof of anything yet, and I don't think that they will. I don't see any reason for illuminating him, or anyone for that matter; if you do, you can threaten me all you want, you can blackmail me all you want, but it will only keep you from preserving what we originally started fighting for. If they follow through with the plans tonight, this is where we part company." They waited till the Mayor turned out the lights and locked the door with the metal box containing the vile in his hand, and then made their way down the hall. "Maybe Leo's a codename." Frohike suggested. "I thought Frohike was a codename at first." Langly said, starting the van. "Shut up and drive, Blondie." Frohike grumbled. "Whatever, Frohickey." Langley said, and put Queen in the tape player. Meanwhile Ben and Jeri's apartment Washington DC Ben cupped his wife's face in his hand and smiled into the dark pools of her eyes... strange hazel eyes, switching colors with her mood from green to gold to brown to all three colors swirled together and back again. Never the same color twice. "Jeri, even though I think you're wrong, I don't have the right to hurt your feelings." He watched her pretty eyes look away, then look down. "Hey," he said, using his other hand to stroke her cheek. "I know you hate sap and mush, but I mean it. I'm sorry Jeri. Maybe we'll be on the other side of the fence for right now, but I still need you. I don't have to be such a d*ck because you don't agree with me. We'll go our separate ways on this, but since we are fighting for the same thing, we'll meet in the middle eventually. We always do. Plus I'll work hard if you promise to do the same to keep our professional lives professional and not let it mess with our personal lives." Jerilyn, still afraid for his safety, could not argue with his logic. He had a job to do. So did she. "Okay." He took a deep breath. "And... about Doggett..." Quicksilver, she back up from him, her face puckering up into the most disagreeable expression of anger he had seen in a while. "Oh, here we go..." she snapped. "No, we don't," Ben took her hands. "I meant to say is... I'm..." <> he silently begged her while he said "I'm just jealous that he gets to see you more than I do, that's all." Jerilyn sighed. "But Ben, that's how it was with my last partner too and you were never jealous of him." "Honey, that's because he hated you. I had no worries about him moving in on my territory," Ben teased, stepping closer. "Oh Gawd." Jeri began to let down her guard. "Thanks a lot. Should I go up to my boss tomorrow and say 'Assistant Director, my husband is bitter that me and my partner get along so could you rustle up a real low life, double- crossing bad-smelling male chauvinist pig partner like I had in Minneapolis and assign him to me instead. Thanks, Ben will appreciate it.'" Now she teased, stepping closer to him, fingers playing with the buttons of his perfectly starched white dress shirt. "There you go," Ben began to pick hairpins out of Jeri's severe bun. "You're catching on to the whole subservient wife thing pretty quickl- oof!!" His "subservient wife" had just sucker punched him in the solar plexus. "Not fair." "No, 'not fair' would be below the belt," Jerilyn said with a naughty smile as she fussed with his belt buckle. "And don't get your boxers in a truss about Doggett, ok? He's a good guy." "Okay," Ben said, "but forgive me if I act like a preening male ass sometimes. Especially when it comes to Doggett." He resumed picking hairpins out of her thick luxurious hair. When it tumbled down, he ran his fingers through, marveling how silky it felt in between his paper-cut fingers. "'Cause, like it or not, big bad FBI broad, he does get to see you more than I do," he admitted quietly. Now Jerilyn was focusing on undoing his tie. Slowly she unknotted it and slid it off of him. "He doesn't get to see EVERYTHING, husband dear," she stood on tiptoes and nibbled provocatively on his neck. With a groan, he ripped the covers of the unmade bed off and crossed over to shut the blinds. He then scooped Jerilyn up and tossed her on the bed. Laughing, Jerilyn sat up on her elbows. "Is this your idea of for*play, Mr. Starkweather," she giggled as she threw her long thick hair over her shoulder over-dramatically. Ben slid on top of her and kissed her into submission. "No, Mrs. Starkweather," he said throatily as he began to work on the buttons of her blouse, "this is..." He figured he could give her the locket later... much much later... and with that decision made, he went to work on the very serious job of re-consummating their marriage. meanwhile, Doggett Residence ******************************* Sam's mind was reeling. He was at the point in exhaustion where reality became surreal, but he couldn't sleep. If he couldn't figure out a way to stop Ben's death, in, according to Al, less than twelve hours, he was powerless to stop every grim prediction Ziggy made. He held on to the faint hope that all the disaster was part of the virus that entered her system, but something told him that wasn't the case. So far, a night digging around on-line and a day chasing after Mr. Starkweather had left him empty-handed. "You're taking the expression 'the weight of the world on your shoulders' a bit too seriously, kid. You did what you could today." Al said out of nowhere. "Al, don't sneak up on me like that!" "Sorry, Sam. I'll wear a little bell on my neck next time." Sam only glowered at him. "You can't hit me, I'm a hologram! Unless you want to swing at thin air." "How's Ziggy?" Sam chastised himself for taking his anger out on Al. "We're working on her. Goushie's close to getting the virus purged from her system. For now, shut-down looks probable...but so far, it looks like we won't have to shut her down till the wee small hours. What could happen at 2am?" "Ben could be murdered, the world could end..." "...and the sky could fall. Sam, you have got to get a hold of yourself. It won't do anyone any good for you to panic. We've got it under control the best we can. We're running our back-ups to see what that vile was all about, but we got nothing so far." "Well, do what you can." "Don't I always? I'm trying to find out what I can from Doggett." "That's great! How did you manage that?" "You're not gonna like this, Sam." "Al...*please* tell me you didn't break the rules..." "I *had* to, Sam. I showed him the police reports, and it was the only way I could get him to 'fess up and believe me. God...I didn't see the reports myself until just before I hadda show them to Doggett. No *human* could have done that to Mulder." "Who is the suspect?" "They have a picture of a man named William Miles. But no HUMAN has that kinda brute strength to tear apart metal bars the way that police photo shows, Sam. They were torn apart like damn paper. Mulder's body was pretty much torn in *half*." "Al, they have solid evidence that shows a *man* committed his murder. Sometimes adrenaline gives you heightened strength. You and I know that better than anybody." "Doggett says this guy's an E.T. By the looks of what he did in that jail cell...going to do...he's on a helluva lot of steroids." "He's a man...just like you and me." "I don't think I have the ability to break a guy in half, Sam. Neither do you and you damn well know it." "I still can't believe he's alien, but I have a hunch that the vile is related to Ben's death, and if Ben's death is related to Mulder's and everyone else's, then if we can figure out what's in that vile, we've got a lead." "Even so, Sam, we have no way of knowing where that vile is. The best way to stop the world from going kablooey is stopping Ben's murder." "The guy hates me. He thinks I'm after his wife. I don't think he's wanna spend quality time with me a few days before his biggest case. Besides, if Jerilyn takes the peace offering he got him today, I don't think I'll need to keep him out of harm's way. But if that worked...why am I still here?" Al whipped out the blinking console "Could be just Ziggy's virus acting up. Uh-oh...no...Sam...sorry kid...he's still killed tonight." Church Falls Residence of Justin Leo ************************ In his 33 years, Justin Leo had never in his life had such a long week. In dire need of a stiff drink, he went over to his personal bar and poured himself a tall double-strength martini. Yes, he desperately needed to be numb. His life had always been lived quite placidly, always keeping at the tip of consciousness what had happened that summer night years ago to Lilly Stanford...Lilly Stanford Leo he always added. He would never forgive himself for letting her be taken. Until two months ago when he was approached by an Admiral from Arizona to protect certain interests. The Deputy Director was always vague as to what these interests were, but he was fairly certain early in their association that these interests involved some sort of cover-up. As the weeks increased, the money increased, and the errands increased. He became the group's Fall Guy of sorts, tampering with papers, tapering with bank account records, delivering messages that were all done under the command of a man who smoked Morley cigarettes. Justin Leo never knew his name, but somehow knew that his associates' latest target, the Deputy Mayor, porbably knew more about him than he should have. The greater part of this morning was spent telling the Mayor why his new man shouldn't be allowed to live. The Mayor couldn't agree with his arguments. The most bizarre thing he did for these four gentlemen was his most recent task. He drove with all but the man who smoked Morleys and took out a tube of green vile in a warehouse on a shady side of town. He had no idea what the vile was, or what it was for. He was only aware that it was needed, and that he was the one who was going to retrieve it for him. If it meant finding Lilly Stanford then it was all worth it. It was worth everything. It had never gone this far before. Leo--law-abiding, law- practicing, forthright Justin Leo--had never thought he was someone capable of murder. The very idea of killing someone in cold blood sickened him. He couldn't be involved anymore, but if ending a life led him to Lilly, then he would do it. The target would sacrifice his life for hers. Yes, Lily was worth another life. He had been too spineless to do anything about her abduction as he watched her go up into the blue light. Now, he would show her that he was capable of taking good care of her. He loaded a clipper with a round of shells, and in the dark, eerie light of the TV set, let his mind play back the spark that begun when he first saw Lilly's hazel eyes. Ben and Jeri's apartment Straight up midnight Spooning his wife's body, Ben absently stroked Jerilyn's sleeping form, his hand gently caressing the hollows of her flat tummy. Even though he loved Jerilyn's incredible intellect, her steadfast loyalty and her passionate heart, his male ego couldn't help but crow that his wife was strutting around in a world-class body. Hard in the right places, soft in the right places. Not that Ben was a slouch in the physique department either. Although he didn't work out as vigorously as he had while he was still in the Air National Guard, where he met Jerilyn, he still hit the gym three times a week and every summer was signed up for some sporting league. Still, he managed to cut a dashing figure in his suits and he was proud that he still had fairly hard calf muscles, a toned chest and a nice flat belly. Speaking of bellies, Ben became acutely aware of the gnawing emptiness of his. He had been in such a rush home to mend fences with Jerilyn that he hadn't stopped anywhere for a bite to eat and well, once things started to rock and roll with Jerilyn, he really hadn't thought about food until now. Rolling away from Jerilyn, he reached down for his boxers. By the light shining from the hallway, he saw that the cat had them, chewing on the waistband in the doorway. "You damn cat," he muttered as he rolled off the bed and walked towards the cat. Caesar, thinking that his master wanted to play, bounced away, shorts in mouth. "Fucking cat!" Ben hissed under his breath and followed him. Jerilyn, who he thought was sleeping, smiled. Bare-assed nekkid, Ben chased the cat around his living room for a good fifteen minutes before he was able to retrieve his shorts, and only after a good fight at that. When Ben finally slipped on his hard-won boxers, he could have sworn the cat was scowling at him. "Hey, don't get pissed off at me, it was HER idea to get you neutered, not mine." Caesar skulked off to hide under the couch. Now clothed, Ben went into the kitchen. He opened the refrigerator to find a carton of expired milk, half a case of Bud Light and a couple of boxes of Chinese take-out. "Okay, mental memo to self, must buy groceries sometime in the immediate future," he said to himself. He then went to the freezer. A little better luck there, there was two Totino pepperoni pizza and a full container of Ben and Jerry's Phishfood. Ben shook his head as he remembered the razzing that he received when it first got out that he was dating her. "Ben and Jeri huh? Are you gonna name your kids Chunky Monkey and Cherry Garcia?" Too unambitious to fire up the oven for pizza, he grabbed the ice cream and a spoon and wandered out to the living room. Another trait in Jerilyn that he found attractive was that they were both night owls, though how she managed to drag her ass out of bed at five-fifteen almost every morning for a run was beyond him. He sat down on the couch, found his cigarettes and lighter, lit up and thumbed through the mail. Bills, bills, more bills and today's newspaper. On the front page, bottom corner left was a dorky picture of the Mayor and his Deputy Mayor at some ribbon cutting. Ben shook his head and tossed the paper down on the coffee table. Perhaps triggered by the "Ben and Jerry" memory, Ben reached for the photo album on the coffee table. He was an amateur photographer. For Christmas two years ago, Jeri had bought him a nice used old school Minolta manual camera, which he loved. Finishing his smoke, he began to eat the ice-cream and flipped through the album, which started with beer parties pictures from law school, then some bar pictures with his old friends at the Des Moines Air National Guard unit. Then A LOT of pictures of Jerilyn when they first started dating. He smiled as he got to the sequence of pictures when he first took her home to Minnesota to meet his family. He remember that week up at his parents' summer home on the lake. After that week, he was convinced he was going to marry her. He paused briefly at his favorite picture of her, the one he had made of copy of and had framed at his office. He had snapped her picture completely unaware. He and his father were cruising by in his dad's boat while she was sunning herself on dock, face tilted towards the sun, long hair blowing in the breeze, back before she started dying it blond... Ben stopped. Then looked again. He grabbed the newspaper and looked. Then looked at the picture in the photo album again. Jerilyn was sitting on the dock, completely free and easy, legs dangling in the lake water. The lake surrounding her was a blue as a dream. She was wearing a bikini top and a pair of ratty demin shorts that had seen better days. Her eyes were squinted because of the sun and one hand was pushing her long dark brown hair out of her eyes... Ben looked back at the newspaper again. The Honorable Deputy Mayor F. William Mulder was wearing a black suit with a dark blue shirt and a snazzy blue and silver tie. His eyes were squinted because he was facing the sun. One hand was pushing his dark brown hair out of his eyes... Ben took a quick breath. "Holy God," he said while thinking Granted, the physical differences would throw anyone. Jerilyn had fair skin and her nose was very small and straight, almost elfish. While Mulder had a more swarthy complexion and his nose looked like it had been broken a few times. Plus Mulder was well over six foot tall and Jerilyn only had a few inches, if even that, over Scully. Still... and Ben knew his Mendolian laws quite well. Plus, as a lawyer and an amateur photographer, he was well trained for looking for the minute details. They had the *exact* same dark hair color, the *exact* same pouty Cupid lips, the *exact* same eye-color and even the *exact* same unconscious facial and body expressions. It was too close to be a coincidence. "Oh my God..." he moaned. "How do I tell her that the man she hates more than life itself may be her brother... Jesus H., when did my life turn into a freaking soap opera?" He chuckled. "'As the Stomach Churns.'" Just then, the phone rang. "Who the hell?" Ben dove for the phone, hoping to get it before the ringing woke up Jerilyn. "Hello?" he asked rudely. It was, after all, way after midnight. "Didn't you get my message?" A breathy feminine voice asked... Jerilyn, who was not asleep, had lazily reached for the phone when it rang just as Ben had. She heard Ben's harsh "Hello?" and was about to hang up again when she heard the sulty woman's voice ask if he received his message. Wide awake now, she bolted up in bed, covering the mouthpiece with her hand, listening. "What message?" Ben rubbed his eyes tiredly. "Miss, I think you have the wrong numbe-" "This isn't the wrong number, Ben and you know what message I'm talking about." Ben remembered. "I'm not going anywhere tonight." "It won't take long. Jerilyn won't even know you're gone." Jerilyn's rapid-fire temper was already heated up. "I'm tired," Ben protested. "I am not up for any games in the dark tonight." "This is no game, Counselor," the woman purred. "I have all the answers to every question you seek." A pregnant pause. "We'll see," Ben growled. I'll be waiting," was all the woman said before she hung up. Ben groaned. Got up, looked at his half-melted ice-cream. Looked at the pictures of his wife and the newspaper paper of the Deputy Mayor. He lit a cigarette, smoking it to the filter while he paced. <> he wondered. His curiosity was riled, he crept back to his bedroom... ... and found his wife, standing in the doorway, dressed and loading her gun. Not a good sign. "Wherever you think you're going tonight, honey," Agent Starkweather said, holstering her gun. "You're taking me with." Al, who had been watching the whole time, groaned silently. <> he thought in relief.... "No you're not," Ben snapped, pushing past Jerilyn to the dresser where he pulled out a pair of jeans and a t-shirt. "Excuse me?" Jerilyn put the gun down on the dresser and faced Ben as he dressed. "Some femme fatale calls at the witching hour, telling you she needs to meet with you tonight because she's got "the answers" and you have the balls to tell me that I'm not coming with? Ben, I know you're not stupid enough to cheat on me so I'm thinking this is about that damn oil rig case. And if it is and something is going down tonight, something that we can blow them out of the water with... I don't know, call me silly, but MAYBE you'd want someone with a gun and a badge and handcuffs there. I can call Doggett and the DC PD and we'd be all over it in less than ten minutes." "How do you know this is even about the case?" "Because," she said condescendingly, "I work for the *X- Files.* Granted, I'm still a rookie, but a mysterious phone call in the middle of the night usually means some spooky shit is going to go down." "Jerilyn," he said reluctantly. "You can't come." "Why the hell not?" "Because... you're going to be subpeanoed for this case too." "WHAT!!" she exploded. "Is that what you meant by all that "meeting in the middle" crap? Besides, what good is my testimony going to do? I wasn't even working on the X-Files when all of that went down." "I know, but I need you as a character witness, reaffirming the credentials of Doggett and Mulder." "And a day ago you were ready to cook me because you thought I was ready to bone Doggett... excuse the nasty pun." "Aw, Christ, I thought we settled that!" Ben fired back. "I said I was wrong, I said I was sorry." "Then let me come with you." "NO." "Ben, no offense, but you are a desk jockey, okay? Your territory is the law library and the court room. If I'm not mistaken, you were trying to sneak out in the dead of night, dressed in black," she looked up and down at his dark jeans and black t-shirt, "you're acting like a man going on a stakeout and that's MY playing field." "Jerilyn," he said as patiently as he could. "Honey, I need you to trust me on this one. Yes, part of this is about the case, but part of it... is... for us." "Us?" "Jerilyn..." Ben said. "I need to go do a little digging. You're right, I'm a desk jockey, so research is MY thing and I've got big time questions, especially concerning the Deputy Mayor." Right away, her face crinkled in distaste, but he plodded on, "I think this case has a lot more to do with Mulder than we realize." "Aaarrrrrgghhhh, CHRIST!! If it's an X-File, it's about Mulder, whether he's there or not. How does THAT affect anything?" "Not in a professional sense... personally, it would affect us personally." "How?" Ben took her by the hand and led her out to the living room. "Sit down," he said gently. "If I'm right... you're not going to like this." "Look at this picture," Ben pointed to the picture of her that he was admiring just a few moments ago. Jerilyn looked. "Yep that's me and I'm cute. So what?" "Look at this picture," he handed her the newspaper. Jerilyn looked, then handed it back to him. "And...?" "You don't see it!?!?" Ben said incredulously. "See what?" "Jerilyn LOOK," he said insistently. "The hair, the mouth, the EYES, Jeri, look at the eyes..." Al, meanwhile was still hovering about nervously, just waiting for Ziggy to go completely on the fritz and letting Jeri see him. Al worried. Jerilyn looked, really really looked. She paled slightly but said defiantly. "NO." "Jeri, it's a possibility. You don't know who your natural parents are." "Ben," Now Jerilyn was being patient. "I'm not Samantha, I'm too young to be her. Plus, Scully told me that about two years ago that mystery was laid to rest. The girl is dead. She was killed when she was fourteen. I would have been six at the time." "You told me all about Samantha's abduction horror story and I'm not saying you're her. What I'm saying is... what if there was another sister?" "Another sister? That the family CONVIENIENTLY forgot about? They lost one kid so what's another one? Besides Ben, I was found in Hawaii when Mom and Dad were stationed in Pearl Harbor. As far as I know, Mulder was born and raised on the East Coast. What the hell have you been smoking?" "What if Mulder's dad had an affair or- or- his mother maybe? And she hid the pregnancy and gave you away afterwards?" "You are full of shit" Jerilyn said. "You tell me I'm crazy for staying with the X-Files, you think Scully and Mulder are nuts and now you're talking like them! Or, more accurately, you're talking like Mulder. You're coming up with this whole parentage theory based on two photographs." "Which is why I need to go, by myself." Ben said. "You said yourself these men are dangerous. From what little you've told me, they've been gunning for Mulder since Day One... and anyone remotely connected. Look, maybe I'm wrong, and I know you think I'm wrong... but that's just because you hate the guy and want nothing to do with him. But Jeri, honey," he said taking her hands, "what if these guys... this... what was that name you called them, the Syndicate?" Jerilyn nodded. Ben went on. "This Syndicate thing makes the same assumption that I did. They went after Scully. They went after their kid-" Jerilyn noticed with bemusement that her husband was the first to refer to the baby as both Mulder and Scully's son. "- what if they come after you? What if you were right and all that crazy shit that went down while you and Scully and Doggett were in Scotland was nothing more than a ruse just to bring you down." "People try to bring me down because I'm a federal agent and because I'm the Admiral's daughter. Not because Mulder and I are even remotely related, which I think is crazy and the worst stall tactic I have ever seen you use, Counselor." "Stall tactic?!?!" Ben's jaw dropped. "You're trying to piss me off about this whole supposed connection so I'll get mad enough to send you merrily about your way to play Mission Impossible alone. Ben, if you got a tip about these people... it could be a trap and you could get killed. Ben, I watched my partner get wounded and two of my friends die back at Minneapolis because of horseshit like this, and we had a team of six undercover guys on that case." "I remember that," Ben said grimly, for Jerilyn had been two months pregnant with the child she would lose three weeks after that unfortunate incident. "You're not going alone." "Yes I am." "NO YOU'RE NOT!" Al and Jerilyn shouted at the same time. Jerilyn jumped and looked around wildly. "What is it?" Ben asked. "I think I'm losing my mind." Jerilyn mumbled. Then she pressed on. "Fine, if I'm not going with, then either Scully or Doggett IS." "Goddamn it, I don't need a babysitter!" he yelled. Ben, you are WAY over your head on this one! If you're going to go, then TAKE someone with. If not, then for god's sake, don't go! Cripes, it's twenty to one already!" "Then give me the fucking file for the oil rig case!" Ben shouted. "Let me read it so I know what happened so I won't have to jump through these goddamn hoops!" "I CAN'T!" she yelled back. "Besides, I thought you had Kersh by the nose and he was going to give you that file." "I may have him by the nose, but your daddy's got him by the balls and I could get that file plus several others if you call him and tell him that we need them." "You know what?" Jerilyn said coldly. "If you're going to be a damn fool about this, then just go." Ben went into the bedroom to get his wallet and socks and shoes. Jerilyn stood up, pursed her lips together. "Dammit," she cursed. She followed him to the bedroom. "Wait." she asked. Ben stood there, arms crossed. Jerilyn went to small cabinet in their walk-in closet where she kept her weapons and amno under lock and key. She walked out, loading her little Beretta she wore on an ankle-holster. "Take this." "Aw, for God's sake-" he started to protest. "Humor me." So he took the weapon and walked out. Jerilyn followed him. Ben paused at the front door. "I wish you would trust me," he said sadly. Icily she replied. "I wish I could trust you too." Ben slammed the door. Al shook his head <> he thought woefully as he punched some buttons so he would be sent to Sam's so he could update him on the information he received from Doggett before he popped in on the Starkweathers.