Painful X-Perience Series by DiAnn Painful Experience VIII FEEDBACK NOTE: DiAnn passed away in her sleep on August 23, 2000. Xanthe has set up a Book of Condolences at: http://www.xanthe.org/Guest/Diann.htm Please take a moment and sign the book if you enjoyed this story. Rating: NC17 - language, adult themes Category: Vanilla Slash / Pure Trash / Discipline Warning: Mulder/Scully/Skinner If you don't like this kind of thing, or you are underage, go somewhere else . . . NOW! I don't want to hear from you and I don't want to hear from your Mama. Spoiler: None Maybe some mention of other episodes but nothing too revealing. Disclaimer: I do not, nor ever will, own Mulder, Scully, Skinner, Krycek or the X-Files. I am borrowing them without permission and am obviously not receiving money for this stuff. We all know who they really belong to, CC, Fox and lots of other people but again, not me. Painful X-Perience VIII A Little Help From My Friends by DiAnn "Mulder, are you making it your personal goal to tick off every law enforcement official in every town in all fifty states?" Scully signed with exasperation and leaned back against the headboard of their lumpy motel room bed. The bed in the other room was just as bad, she had checked. They still rented two rooms, even though they only used one now. **Why couldn't he ever just play nicely with the other kiddies.** Mulder was a great guy. Better than great, he was the best. But only she and Walter Skinner ever got to see that side of him. Today it had been Sheriff Roy Adams of Hope, Arkansas. A powerfully built, *by the book* police officer. By his demeanor, Scully thought him to be ex-military. Intelligent, competent and totally annoyed with her *off the wall* and very sarcastic partner. "Come on, Scully, that guy was just asking for it. Up tight SOB. He wouldn't even listen to my theory. Those kids are still missing and every minute we waste could be crucial." "Mulll-ddder, your theory was that they were abducted by elves in the woods. Elves, Mulder? I am as Irish as they come and even I don't believe in elves." "Well, maybe you should and so should Sheriff Adams. Ex-army know-it-all." "Marines." Came a fierce growl from the doorway connecting their two rooms. Both agents swung around in shock to see Assistant Director Skinner standing there. Assistant Directors did not usually fly to small towns like Hope, Arkansas to visit with his agents, especially in the middle of the night. Skinner leveled his angry brown eyes on Mulder. "He was a marine. A damned good one too. I served with him in Nam. Saved my butt more than once." Mulder managed to close his mouth enough to say "What . . . how did you get . . . Why are you . . . " "What am I doing here? How did I get into your room? Why am I looking at you like you are dead meat?" He stared pointedly at his still astonished male agent. "I am here to straighten this sorry mess out. I got in your room with a lock pick so no one will know I was here. And I am looking at you like this because I do plan to adjust your attitude immensely." Skinner walked over to Mulder and began to unbuckle his agent's belt. Mulder gasped and put his hands over the AD's. "Be still." Skinner barked. Mulder immediately dropped his hands to his sides. Skinner almost chuckled. Mulder always responded so well to that marine commander voice. Skinner continued to work on Mulder's trousers. "Roy called me. He couldn't believe I had sent some smart-mouthed kid out here to make his life miserable. Imagine his surprise, when I told him that the *smart mouthed kid* was actually the best agent in the bureau and someone I care about a great deal. Someone with whom I choose to spend most of my free time." "What! You . . . you told him about us." Skinner had now reached for his zipper. Mulder fought the urge to stop him again. "Don't worry Mulder. Roy understands the kind of relationship you, I and Dana share. I had to assure him that I would handle this problem personally." Mulder was now standing in his black silk boxers. Although this was one of Scully's favorite views, she was growing a little concerned. It was not like Walter to just walk in the room and start undressing one of them. He was usually much more subtle. She had leaned up from her perch on the headboard at Walter's sudden appearance but she was still sitting on the bed. "Handle the problem, how Sir?" She asked. Walter looked mad enough to bite nails. She was not going to let this go too far. She and Skinner both felt the need to keep Mulder in line on an ongoing basis but no one was going to hurt Mulder more than necessary. Not while she was in the same room anyway. Skinner pulled the paddle from his coat pocket and heard Mulder groan. "Walter please don't do this. You haven't even heard my side. What makes you think I deserve that?" He gestured forlornly at the familiar wooden paddle that now lay on the scratched and dented motel room table. Skinner was busy removing his own coat and rolling up the sleeves on his crisp white dress shirt. Mulder looked over at his partner, she could be his only hope. Walter always listened to her. "Scully, Please." Mulder whined. "Sir, perhaps it would be better if you waited until you had calmed down some." Scully sounded very concerned. Skinner looked over at the beautiful redhead and his eyes softened. Why couldn't Mulder be more like his partner? She seldom, if ever, gave him any grief. Her only fault lie in her love and loyalty for her partner, who usually drug her into trouble with him. "You know I never give him more than he deserves, Scully. I'm crazy about the hard-headed little shit." Mulder started to remind them that the subject of their discussion was still in the room but then decided it might be preferable if they, especially Walter, forgot he *was* in the room. Walter had brought a chair away from the desk and set it in the center of the room. He picked up the paddle, took a seat and motioned Mulder to come over to him. Mulder shook his head slowly, his eyes wide. "Now." Skinner's voice boomed through the quiet room. Mulder jumped and quickly came to his side. Skinner grabbed his arm and gave him a shake. "When I tell you to move, you move. Understand?" Mulder swallowed hard then nodded his head. Skinner pulled him face-down across his lap. "Pull those boxers down, Mulder." Mulder reached behind him and put his fingers in the waist band of his underwear. *God, this was so humiliating.* He awkwardly lowered them to just below his buttocks. When he let go, his boss grabbed the soft material and pulled it the rest of the way to his knees. "I let you get away with a lot Mulder, but antagonizing a good man like Roy Adams is just too much. You need people like him on your side. You can't do this alone and I refuse to let you think you can." He brought the paddle down hard on the waiting backside across his lap. It sounded like a pistol shot in the room. Mulder flinched but so did Scully. Skinner rolled his eyes, this was going to be another of those occasions where he blistered Mulder's butt, for his own good mind you, and Scully spent the rest of the evening soothing her partner's hurt feelings. Sometimes Skinner didn't know why he bothered. He looked down at the dark head of the man over his lap. Yes he did know. Mulder was a danger to himself. He gathered no support from other officers. He thought he could survive with just Scully and Skinner to care for him. Wrong. Out in the field, the loyalties of the people around you could mean the difference between life and death. He brought the paddle down again, harder this time. Letting his anger at this beautiful young man dictate the strength of the stroke. Mulder yelped. Good, a cry on the second stroke. Usually didn't get any reaction from Mulder until blisters were forming on his backside. He brought the paddle down again, this time Mulder had gotten control of himself and didn't make a sound. He did however, involuntarily shift his butt trying to avoid the next punishing stroke. None the less, the next stroke unerringly found its mark. Mulder gasped. Again and again the paddle landed on Mulder's backside. The area was now glowing a brilliant red, Mulder was trembling uncontrollably and Walter could hear him quietly sobbing into the cheat carpet. He brought the wood down again, harder than the last stroke. This time Mulder cried out loudly. When he looked up, Scully also had tears in her big blue eyes. Damn. These two were going to make him as crazy as they were. He threw the paddle down and lightly rubbed the scalded skin before him. "Elves, Mulder?" "Ye . . . yes, sir." "You are going to apologize to Sheriff Adams tomorrow morning. Do you understand?" The dark head nodded frantically. "And then, if there really are . . . elves . . . you will find substantial proof and present it to him in a professional manner. Is that understood?" Again the head nodding, "Yes, sir." "And . . . I am going to tell Roy that if you give him any more trouble, he is to give you a good old-fashioned trip to the woodshed. They still have those down here, you know." He heard both Mulder and Scully gasp. He looked up and met Scully's concerned eyes. "Sir, you can't do that. Mulder is just too good looking, if your friend has any inclination in that direction he will take you up on your offer just to get his hands on him. Even if he doesn't take it any further than a spanking Sir, he doesn't love him like we do. He could really hurt him." "Maybe that's what he needs Scully, it just might get through to him. Sometimes I don't feel like I make much of a difference with him. And I trust Roy Adams, he knows how I feel about you two. He would never go too far with someone I love." Scully still looked concerned as Walter helped Mulder up off his lap and to the bed. He finished undressing Mulder, pushed him into bed, then he himself undressed. He got into bed and wrapped himself around Mulder who had wrapped himself around Scully. Walter extended his arm over Mulder to unbrace Dana as well. This felt so good, maybe he should go out in the field more often. He felt Mulder's hot backside pushing up against his crotch. Hot arousal shot through him. He heard Scully whispering soothingly to Mulder, punctuated with the frequent sounds of soft kisses to his tearstained face. Mulder had stopped trembling and seemed to be listening intently to Scully. He would give them a few more minutes then make his own moves to console his two favorite agents. His anger appeased, this could turn into a great night. ****** Mulder had tried. He really had. But the sarcasm was just too much a part of his personality. And Sheriff Adams was not one to take it lightly. They had clashed and clashed badly. At last the case was solved. The two children had returned, or been returned. No one knew for sure. They said the fairies had taken them. Fairies or elves, there was no concrete evidence for either. Nor was there evidence for any other more mundane explanation either. And to make matters worse, Mulder had pulled another disappearing act. Taken off on his own again, chasing some clue known only to himself. He didn't want to take the chance that the elves might get their magical little hands on his partner, so he had gone alone. He should have been more concerned about Skinner and Adams getting their very real hands on *him*. She could hear Skinner yelling over the phone from across the room. She had asked Adams not to call Walter until they knew if Mulder was really in trouble. He had called anyway and Mulder's fate had been sealed. Now Scully stood outside an old fishing shack in the middle of backwoods Arkansas. She could hear the Sheriff's leather strap working on her partner and she was worried. Very worried. Mulder was yelling. Had been yelling consistently since about five minutes after the Sheriff had wrestled him into that shack. This was not like Mulder. On the occasions when he was physically punished he usually took is as quietly as possible, not wanting to add to his own embarrassment. At least in this remote area the only other one to hear his cries was Scully. She could also hear the contact of each hard stroke echo off the nearby trees like gunfire. Adams was being very severe with that strap. How could Walter have condoned this? He had practically given permission for Adams to do this. Practically guaranteed that this would happen. And if she knew Walter, he was probably still fuming. Mulder would be lucky not to get a repeat performance from their boss when they finally got home. Right now she wished she had never told AD Skinner about that first spanking she gave her partner. Maybe none of this would be happening or . . . she thought, or just maybe Mulder would be dead by now. The punishments had certainly slowed down his impulsive streak. Knowing that either she or Skinner or more likely both of them would be on his ass, literally, had made him think twice before taking unnecessary chances. At least most of the time. But now, this stranger was strapping him, and from all appearances, the worst he had ever gotten. The sounds of the whipping and Mulder's strangled cries tore through her. She thought of bursting in there with her gun drawn. This had gone on too long. How many times did he plan to hit him anyway? How much could Mulder take? Suddenly the sounds of leather striking flesh stopped. She could hear the sheriff's gravelly voice punctuated by Mulder's frantic answers. Mulder seemed to be willing to make any promise the Sheriff asked. Scully quickly ran back to the car. She had been unceremoniously ordered to stay there and didn't want this man to know she had not done as told. Neither Skinner, or of course Mulder, had ever touched her in anger but she didn't trust Roy Adams to not chastise her if he felt it was warranted. If he even tried, Mulder would probably shoot him. And that would probably tick off Skinner again. Best to save her partner the trouble and just get in the damned car. Her thoughts were interrupted by the car doors opening. Roy Adams gracefully slipped his massive form into the driver's seat beside her. She looked behind her a her partner as he carefully positioned himself in the back. He was obviously having trouble sitting now. He looked completely disheveled and his eyes were red and teary. He also refused to meet her eyes. "Mulder," Scully said very gently," are you all right?" Before Mulder could open his mouth, the sheriff answered. "Okay Missy, we'll have none of that. Walter told me how you baby him after he's been disciplined. You are spoiling him into an early grave." He glared at Scully who averted her eyes. **Missy, Indeed** Scully fumed. "He'll be fine. I didn't break the skin, just heated him up real good. Both you and Walter love him, that's obvious. And just looking' at him, it's obvious why you do. Damn pretty boy. Smart, too. But he needs discipline and needs it badly. He was missing more than twenty-four hours on this case and no one, including you, knew where he was. Doesn't that worry you?" Mulder spoke up from the backseat, "I told you, I was just trying to protect her from . . " "Quiet, Boy. It's not too late to turn this car around and give you another dose of my strap. This conversation is with your partner." Mulder shut up. "Well, Missy, does it worry you. It isn't the first time is it?" Scully sighed. "No, he does this more often than I like to think about." "Well, unless you and Walter put a stop to it you are going to have a very pretty corpse on your hands instead of a partner. I saw it happen a lot in Nam. Young men, smart, good-looking, a bright future ahead of them, cut down before their time, all for lack of discipline. I took many of them out behind the barracks for a little taste of leather, including your boss." Scully's mouth hung open in shock. Out of the corner of her eye she saw the same expression on Mulder's flushed face. "You . . . you punished . . . " "Yep, with that same leather strap your partner is now so well acquainted with." Adams chuckled. "That's why he knew I could give this boy something he couldn't. A hard lesson. Sometimes that's the only thing that will help a hard-headed kid find his way home." Scully was shaking her head in disbelief. "Trust me Missy, you want to keep that boy, you let Walter be as hard on him as possible. It won't be as hard as I was today, he loves him too much. Same thing happened to me, got to lovin' Walter too much. But I got him out of NAM alive and Walter will get this kid through too. You can trust him." Scully smiled. "Yes, yes I can. And Sheriff Adams, thank you." "Oh, no thanks necessary. It was my pleasure, Missy, that boy does have one fine ass on him. Just like Walter said." Scully couldn't stop the giggle that escaped her while she watched Mulder blush furiously in the back seat. "Yes, he certainly does." End Eight