Painful X-Perience Series by DiAnn Painful Experience Part XIII FEEDBACK NOTE: DiAnn passed away in her sleep on August 23, 2000. Xanthe has set up a Book of Condolences at: http://www.xanthe.org/Guest/Diann.htm Please take a moment and sign the book if you enjoyed this story. Rating: NC17 - language, adult themes Category: Vanilla Slash / Pure Trash / Discipline Warning: Mulder/Scully/Skinner/Other If you don't like this kind of thing, or you are underage, go somewhere else . . . NOW! I don't want to hear from you and I don't want to hear from your Mama. Spoiler: None Maybe some mention of other episodes but nothing too revealing. Summary: Mulder is being a very poor hospital patient. ***Best to read first eleven parts of this series for this one to really make sense. Even that might now help. Disclaimer: I do not, nor ever will, own Mulder, Scully, Skinner, Krycek or the X-Files. I am borrowing them without permission and am obviously not receiving money for this stuff. We all know who they really belong to, CC, Fox and lots of other people but again not me. Painful X-Perience XIII Doctor's Orders by DiAnn Mercy Hospital Aspauh, Ohio Dr. Gerald Ramsey walked down the hall of *his* hospital. It was small but well equipped and staffed with the best of the best. The finest doctors and nurses available anywhere. He would put his people up against any larger hospital. Each one and picked, he had seen to it personally. Dr. Ramsey was a big man. Big in spirit and in body. Well over six feet and still in top physical condition. He worked out every day without fail. He would not have settled for less from himself. He was tough but fair. Well respected and admired by all who knew him. He had built this hospital into what it was today. It was his empire and his legacy. Suddenly he heard a commotion coming from room 402. That darned FBI agent again. "Fox Mulder," Dr. Ramsey sighed. When the agent had first arrived badly injured and in obvious pain, his nurses had made quite a fuss over the handsome young man. Now they just fussed *about* him. The kid was a royal pain in the ass. The worst patient Dr. Ramsey had seen in a very long time, unfortunately not long enough for his liking. He walked into room 402. "I said take this away. I can't eat it and I won't eat it. Nobody could eat it, nobody would want to. Why can't you just listen to me for a change. Where is that damned doctor today anyway? I want out of here . . . now." Dr. Ramsey's lips compressed into a thin line. This young man may be an FBI Agent but he as in serious need of some discipline. But instead it seemed he just got coddled. He and his striking red-haired partner were obviously very close, probably lovers from all appearances. And although he did listen to her, the minute she left his room he went into this tyrant act again. And then there was Assistant Director Skinner. The man had flown all the way here from Washington just to personally check on his wounded agent. But he seemed to garner little respect or maintain little control over the unruly young agent. Dr. Ramsey cleared his throat from the doorway. All eyes turned in his direction. The three nurses with expressions of relief, Mulder with a glare. "I. Am. Leaving. This. Hospital. Today." Mulder ground out between his teeth. "Do I make myself clear, *Doctor*?" Dr. Ramsey walked over and stared into the hazel eyes of his irritating patient. They sparkled with intelligence, passion and anger. Dr. Ramsey had seen many men like this Agent Mulder in his life. Brilliant, driven and reckless. He had put many of these young men back on the straight path by curbing that reckless spirit. Perhaps he could save this beautiful young man also. He turned to the nurses. "You may leave now. I wall take over Agent Mulder's care from here." Mulder watched as the nurses retreated. Now what? These power games always made his anger rise another degree. God, he hated hospitals. And where were Scully and Skinner? They said they could be here first thing this morning. It was now definitely morning, where were they? He glared at the doctor. Unfortunately the powerfully built man was glaring back. "Agent Mulder, you are disrupting this hospital." "So let me leave." "You are not ready to leave my care. I would think two or three more days before those wounds are healed enough for a trip back to Washington. They were already seriously infected when you came into the hospital. Even though your temperature is now within an acceptable . . . " "I - Feel- Fine. I'm cured. You're a great doctor. Satisfied? Now I'm leaving this second rate Witch Doctor's Hut now." Mulder started to rise. **Witch Doctor's Hut.** Dr. Ramsey glowered. Yes, this young man was in need of some major attitude adjustment and he was just the man to administer it. Mulder's eyes widened in surprise when the doctor took two more steps toward the bed and was now towering over him menacingly. **What the hell.** "Son, you are about to see this hospital in a whole new light." He lowered the bed until Mulder was flat on his back. "Hey . . . Cut it out . . . what are you doing? Medical terrorism isn't part of the Hippocratic Oath you know." **Well maybe it was, Scully used it on him all the time.** "I'm going to turn you over now, Mr. Mulder." He began to gently but firmly turn Mulder onto his stomach. Mulder struggled ineffectively, the doctor was bigger than he was but on a good day, Mulder could have easily held his own against him. However, this was not a good day. He might be a trained Federal Agent but he was still sick and weak from his injuries. Dr. Ramsey put him where he wanted him without much difficulty. "What the hell are you doing. You have never examined me like this before." "You are right, I haven't but maybe I should have. It's time to start your physical therapy now, Agent Mulder." Dr. Ramsey pulled down the blanket that covered him and quickly pushed aside the flaps of the hated hospital gown, baring him from the waist down. " I want you to put both hands on the pillow by your head, and don't move them." Mulder swallowed hard. He did not like the turn this morning had suddenly taken. **Where the hell was Scully.** "Wh . . . what are you going to do?" "I said hands on the pillow," Ramsey barked. It was a voice Mulder recognized. Skinner's military command voice. He had learned to somewhat ignore Skinner but this voice he obeyed before he even thought about it. "If you move those hands, young man, it will just go harder for you." Ramsey laid one big hand on the small of Mulder's back. He was not going to allow Mulder to move enough to tear out his stitches. The hand felt heavy and hot on Mulder's bare skin. **Go harder! What would go harder?** "What the hell do you think you are you going to do to me. Let me up from here right now." "You, my boy, are obviously someone special. Smart, handsome, probably a damned good agent. But you need discipline. You obviously aren't going to get it from that pretty partner of yours and even AD Skinner treats you with kid gloves. But I don't own any kid gloves, Mr. Mulder." Mulder felt the first stinging slap on his right buttock. **The man was actually spanking him!** Mulder was beginning to see a pattern here. It seemed people were a lot less inclined to just put up with his smart mouth lately. Must be some kind of intergalactic planetary shift or something. The second slap landed on the same spot, followed by a third on that same injured area. Mulder flinched involuntarily, that one area on his right cheek was on fire. Before he could take in a good breath to protest, three identical slaps landed on his left side. "Stop it!" Mulder moved his hand down to protect his vulnerable backside. A resounding slap landed on the back of his right thigh. "Ouch-h-h-." The slap repeated itself on the same burning thigh area. "Hands back on the pillow, Mr. Mulder. The slap repeated once more on his thigh. Mulder quickly brought his hands up beside his head. "I will not stop, Mr. Mulder, I have not even begun." The big stinging palm landed again and again as the doctor punished the skin of Mulder's glowing backside. He was relentless and determined to inflict substantial discomfort to this troublesome young man. Mulder's demands were ignored, his threats left unanswered, his pleas for mercy fell on deaf ears. Finally the assault stopped. Mulder's butt stung like the blazes of hell itself. "Well, that was about 30 strokes, do you think you can behave yourself in this hospital now?" Mulder buried his head in the pillow and refused to answer. He didn't have to play along with this bastard's sick games. "Fine. We'll see how you feel after thirty more." Mulder gasped out a "no" just as the heavy hand landed on his already sore backside. This time Mulder couldn't control the flinches and involuntary wiggling or the muffled cries that escaped his lips. He was burning up. The man hit the same areas over and over again. He used a series of three slaps to a chosen spot then moved on to find another patch of skin that took his fancy. The only breaks coming when Mulder moved his hands, then his thighs received the doctor's attention. Mulder quickly learned not to move his hands. Mulder, much to his shame, felt choking sobs coming from deep in his chest. The good doctor was as unmoved by tears as he had been by commands and threats. He was relentless and Mulder felt himself become lightheaded with the emotional overload of the stinging pain and the immense humiliation. It took him a few moments to notice when the slaps had stopped. Dr. Ramsey looked down at the back of the dark head on the pillow. The young man was trembling from head to foot. Good. Nothing like a lesson well learned. "Now, are you willing to conduct yourself in a manner suitable to this hospital or do I need to administer another thirty strokes?" "No. No . . . I'll . . . I'll . . . " Ramsey ruffled the man's soft hair. He noticed that handsome face, half buried in the pillow, was as red as his behind. "You'll do what, Agent Mulder?" Mulder took a deep shaky breath, "I won't make any more trouble." "Good, I thought you would eventually see this my way. Now don't try to turn over. We're going to leave that handsome backside of yours just as it is for a while. Let your nurses see what happens to unruly patients in this hospital. He heard Mulder groan and the shade of red on his face intensify. "Pl . . . please don't do this to me." Ramsey adjusted the hospital gown to show a good portion of the long, well-muscled back as well as the well-punished backside. This young man's body was a work of art, his nurses were going to enjoy this. "I warn you, Mr. Mulder, you are to stay in this position. Hands by your head, buttocks open to the air. If you fail to do so, you will find yourself receiving a good dose of my leather belt. Do you understand?" Mulder gritted out a yes between clenched teeth, face flaming. About fifteen minutes later Scully appeared in the doorway. Mulder had already been visited by each of his three nurses. He would never forget this embarrassment. He groaned when he saw Scully. She was standing in the doorway with her mouth hanging open. He might have enjoyed this un-Scullylike confusion if it had not been for his present predicament. Scully stood fascinated. Her errant partner, whom she had expected to find in a rage when she arrived, was lying quietly on his stomach. He was practically naked and sporting a very red bottom. And what a truly fine bottom it was. No wonder those nurses out front were all smiling like that. Then she noticed his tear stained, red face. His sad 'hurt puppy' eyes begging for sympathy. "Mulder, what happened?" She cooed as she started to pull the blanket up to cover him. "Scully stop! You can't do that. He'll . . . he'll come back . .. he'll do it again if you . . . you . . . " Scully stopped pulling on the blankets, "Who did this to you, Mulder?" A brief hesitation. "The doctor. I pissed off the doctor." Scully hid a smile. "I would say you did." Scully looked down with appreciation at her partner's beautiful, blistered butt. Well it was probably long overdue. She and Walter should have stopped his tirades days ago. But he had been in so much pain and they had been so worried about him, they had let him act pretty much like a spoiled brat. Now Mulder was lying quietly in what had to be a most humbling position. Someone in the medical profession had finally found a way to effectively sedate Mulder. She just might give that doctor a kiss. She looked up to see Walter enter the room. "What's going on in here? All those nurses . . . " Skinner had suddenly stopped, speechless. He looked at Scully with a combination of shock and confusion. She smiled at Walter, "He was causing difficulty in the hospital. The doctor took matters into his own hands, so to speak." Scully and Skinner looked at each other and instantly broke into laughter. They couldn't help it, this was just too good. They laughed until tears ran down their faces and they were gasping for breath. Mulder glared at them. **Some friends he picked.** Skinner struggled to gain control of himself, "You know Mulder, this seems to just keep happening to you. Must be that boyish face of yours. You just look like someone who needs a good spanking." "I'm so glad you two are enjoying this . . . *Sir*." Mulder spat. Skinner ignored the sarcasm just oozing from that statement. "Oh we are, Mulder, we are. Scully, why is he just lying there like that?" "From what I can gather, Walter, he apparently has to display that cute little red butt of his to anyone who walks in the room until Dr. Ramsey comes back. If he moves before that time, he gets another spanking. Skinner glanced down at his troublesome agent. "I wish I'd thought of this. A well-spanked Mulder decorating a corner of my office, that should make my job a little more enjoyable." Scully laughed, "Or how about this view perking up some dreary little run-down motel he has managed to find for us." "So I take it you don't disapprove of my methods?" No one had noticed Dr. Ramsey standing in the doorway of the room. Mulder wondered how long he had been there and how much he had heard. Scully laughed again. "Well actually, we heartily approve but I don't think poor Mulder is too happy right now." She ran a familiar hand over the smooth, hot skin of her partner's injured cheeks. He groaned softly and flinched at her touch. "Well, in my opinion that young man needs discipline. He appears to be totally out of control. And he is far too intelligent and . . . " he winked at Scully, "much too *pretty* to lose. His nurses have throughly enjoyed today's view from room 402." Dr. Ramsey looked at the two people standing over the embarrassed young man. They obviously cared about him enormously. That was a comfort to the doctor. He really did not want to think about this bright young federal agent getting himself killed. He liked the strength and passion he saw in him, just not in *his* hospital. The doctor addressed his patient, "Fox, you will stay just as you are until lunch. You are very beautiful, it isn't often the staff gets such a pleasant opportunity. Good for morale, you know. And of course, they think you were more than deserving of what you got. Everyone likes to see justice served." The doctor then turned on his heel and left. Skinner looked down at his now docile agent, who once again had his blushing face buried in the pillow. He glanced at his watch, "Well Agent Scully, we have about two hours before our upended young friend here is in a position to carry on a conversation with us. Face to face that is. How would you like to spend the time?" "Shopping, Sir. I feel the need to purchase a new hairbrush." Mulder groaned. "A good sturdy one. And Walter, don't you need something from the leather department?" A louder groan from the bed. "Yes Dana, I think I do need to add a few new belts to my collection. Unless there is a serious change of attitude once we get home, I might be wearing out the ones I have." Scully ruffled Mulder's hair. "Looks like your leash just got shortened Mulder. And by the way you really are beautiful like that." She bent down and kissed the back of his chocolate brown head. "Shall we go Walter? I'm sure his nurses would like to spend a little more time in here now." The End Thirteen