Fresh Start Series by DiAnn Fresh Start - Part 7 Rating: NC17 - SLASH/ language/ BDSM/ Violence Category: Pure Trash / Discipline / m/m Slash Warning: Scully/ Mulder/ Skinner Slash/Threesome Severe discipline. If you don't like this kind of thing, or you are underage, go somewhere else . . . Please! I don't want to hear from you and I don't want to hear from your Mama. Spoiler: Very little. Summary: Another not very serious Fresh Start interlude. A normal weekend at the Skinner/Mulder/Scully house. Normal being a relative term. Disclaimer: I do not, nor ever will, own Mulder, Scully, Skinner, Krycek or anyone else from the X-Files. I am borrowing them without permission and am obviously not receiving money for this stuff. We all know who they really belong to, CC, Fox and lots of other people but again, not me. Thanks to my readers, Dswdiane and Alleycat, this is a much better story because of them. Also, thanks to everyone who gave me ideas on the Persuader's list. DiAnn's Discipline Page can be found at Mulder Torture Anonymous: http://www.slashcity.com/muldertorture/discipline/discipline.html Fresh Start Part 7 By: DiAnn Their House Suburbs of DC Friday Night Fox Mulder sat in his car just looking at the house he shared with Skinner and Scully. Home. The first real home he had known in years. It was more than he deserved. What he deserved was that dark, dingy apartment that he still kept in Alexandria. He certainly did not deserve the warmth and love that he knew waited for him inside this house. He had just finished up a case. Another baby killer. Seventeen victims, girls between the ages of eight and twelve. All beautiful, with blue eyes and long golden blond hair. VCS had been working the case for eighteen months before someone pulled the right strings, and Spooky Mulder was forced to take the case. Mulder wasn't even sure who the string puller had been. No one had really seemed overjoyed to have him or his partner involved. Just the opposite, they had been harassed and ridiculed at every turn. It took just under three weeks of twenty-four hour days before Mulder had a profile that caught the killer. The first two weeks had been okay - not great- but okay. Scully had kept him rested, well fed, and sane. Then she had been called back to DC to testify in a case they had solved two months earlier. That last week, without Scully, had been hell for Mulder. Now it was all over. They had been one hour too late in locating the last victim. One more family destroyed because Mulder had not done his job quick enough. The SAC on the case had been so busy taking credit for the arrest that he had hardly noticed when an exhausted and haunted Mulder took the first available flight back to DC. Mulder finally mustered enough strength in mind and body to pull himself out of the car and stumble up the walk to the front door. He was glad to be home. Not because he would once again be in the arms of the two people who loved him but because he would be confronting his Master. His Master would know that he had not been good enough, or smart enough, or fast enough and Mulder would be punished accordingly. As he opened the door, he could hear Scully giggling from the direction of the kitchen. Scully giggling? Now there was a real X-File. This new agreed with her and Mulder was happy about that. It was just too bad that Spooky Mulder didn't deserve that kind of happiness for himself. Mulder stood leaning against the kitchen door frame, watching Skinner and Scully making dinner. They were laughing and talking. And something smelled so good that Mulder's empty stomach rumbled loudly. "If anybody gives a shit, I'm home." Both Skinner and Scully turned with huge smiles lighting their faces. Scully rushed forward to throw her arms around him. "Mulder! We were hoping that you would catch an early flight." Mulder rudely shook off his partner's efforts and moved toward the refrigerator for a beer. Scully glanced over at Skinner with a worried frown. Skinner decided to give it a try himself. "We heard that you solved the case, Mulder. Your profile was right on the money, as usual. Congratulations." "Don't congratulate me, Mr. AD Skinner. Seventeen kids dead. Hardly something to be proud of. Besides SAC Walker and his team are being credited with the arrest. He planned to call and thank you for sending me down there, even though my help wasn't really needed." Mulder sounded exhausted, defeated. "They aren't being credited with the arrest, Mulder. I intercepted the report. Made Walker give your profile the credit it deserved for the solve. We've already spoken on the phone, twice. I think Walker has changed his opinion about how much help you were on this case." "I wish to hell you would have just stayed out of it, Sir! I don't need you babysitting my lame assed career. Give SAC Walker the credit if he wants it. I don't deserve it anyway." "Mulder . . . " Scully jumped in before the conversation could turn into an argument. An argument that Mulder had no chance of winning. "Let's talk about this after dinner. Did you eat at all after I left, Mulder?" "What I eat or don't eat is none of your business, Scully. I have my dinner right here," he waved the half empty beer bottle at them, "I'm going upstairs . . . that is if I have your permission, oh great and powerful Master." "Mulder please," Scully laid a hand on his arm as he stomped by her toward the door. "You need to..." He shook her hand off once more. "You have no idea what I need, Scully." He got another two steps before a different hand landed on his shoulder. "Well, I know exactly what you need, Son." Mulder felt himself turned and shoved up against the kitchen wall the beer bottle being snatched from his hand. Skinner's body pressed against the full length of his own. He was trapped, couldn't move, could hardly breath. A big meaty hand came up and clamped around his chin, turning his head up and back against the wall. His frightened eyes met those of his furious Master. "You don't need to worry, Fox, I'll give you just what you need . . . and then some." A look that combined an unusual mixture of relief, resignation and fear flashed across Mulder's face. It was not lost on Skinner. "Yes, Sir." "Go into the den and wait for me. I want to speak with Scully and then I'll be right there." Mulder nodded once more, swallowed hard, and fled from the room. Once Mulder had left the room, Skinner turned to his other agent who stood staring forlornly at the door that Mulder had just exited. "I don't understand. What just happened here, Sir?" Skinner reached out and pulled her into his arms, smoothing down her hair with a big gentle hand. "What you just saw, Dana, was Fox Mulder trying to get the punishment he thinks he's earned for not catching a killer quickly enough to suit his own warped self expectations. If we don't give it to him, then he'll find some other way to punish himself. I'll take care of it. You finish up your dinner and we'll be back here in a half hour or so. Sound okay to you?" "Oh but Sir . . . " "It'll be okay, Dana. I won't hurt him. I just need to talk to him for a while. When I'm finished , we'll sit him down and stuff enough of your lasagna in him to feed a small army. I promise." Scully smiled up at him and stepped back from his arms, "Thank you, Walter." Mulder sat on the sofa waiting for his Master. It was early autumn and the room was a little chilly as evening approached but that wasn't the reason he was trembling from head to toe. Truth be told, he was more than a little frightened. He had pushed Skinner pretty hard, harder than he had planned. He had originally thought that his Master would know what had to be done when he heard about Mulder's failure to rescue the last victim in time. That hadn't been the case, and perhaps he had gone a little far in his baiting of the big AD. Skinner had been furious when he had ordered Mulder from the kitchen. He heard footsteps approaching and jumped to his feet. The door opened forcefully, and Mulder took his first step back, eyes wide. He took several more steps back as his Master slowly approached him. "You look tired, Fox. Did you take care of yourself after Scully left? I was very specific, as I recall, in my instructions to you when I was forced to pull her back home. Did you eat three meals a day and get at least six hours of sleep very night?" "I . . . uh . . . no, Sir. I . . . " Skinner locked eyes with his slave and Mulder stood mesmerized, unable to speak or move. "So you disobeyed another of my direct orders. And the rest of the case, Fox, did you do well on this case?" "No, Sir." Mulder shook his head adamantly. Skinner's dark brown eyes seemed to turn black as Mulder watched, feeling very much like a deer caught in the sights of the hunter's rifle. "Take off your clothes, Boy. We are going to have a very short and to the point discussion about your job and my expectations." Mulder nodded sadly and quickly began to strip. He was completely naked in less than a minute. He stood quietly, head down, waiting for the well deserved pain to begin. "Beautiful." Skinner sighed as he ran a hand over Mulder's chest and then down to cup him in one large hand. "No less pretty than usual tonight, but no less disobedient either. You're going to need a lot of discipline, aren't you, Fox?" "Ye...yes, Sir." "Look at me when you speak to me, Boy!" Skinner barked close to his ear. Mulder looked up and caught his breath. He had never seen Skinner look so intimidating or irritated. It frightened Mulder but aroused him at the same time. "Well Boy, answer me. Do you deserve to be punished severely this evening?" Mulder swallowed hard, opening his mouth to omit a strangled croak. He cleared this dry throat and tried again, finally managing to choke out a couple of words. "Ye...yes, Sir." "That's what I thought. Well, I'm going to make sure you get everything you deserve, Fox." Skinner smiled as Mulder's eyes widened and he gasped for air. "Stand up straight! Put your hands on your head and don't move them. And no talking! Not a word, Fox, unless I ask you a direct question. Understood?" Mulder nodded his head as he stood up on shaky legs and waited anxiously for what would happen next. He just couldn't take his eyes off the handsome man standing in front of him. He looked scary, oh my yes, he looked terrifying but in such a beautiful, erotic way that Mulder found he just could look away. Skinner's moved around his body. He knew it made Mulder nervous to have his naked body admired in this slow through fashion. He wanted Mulder nervous. He wanted him keyed up and alert. He had things to say tonight, things he wanted Mulder to remember for the rest of his life. Skinner stopped to let his lips trace a hot, wet pattern down his slave's throat while his hands explored the naked flesh in front of him. Mulder tried desperately to slow down his breathing. He did not want to hyperventilate now. Skinner was angry enough without having to revive him before continuing. He became aware of Skinner's hands on his now erect shaft. Oh Shit, a cockring and ball spreader. He couldn't help the groan that escaped his lips as the little leather torture device was fitted to his body. No sweet release for him. It was going to be a very long night. "Position Two, Fox." Mulder responded immediately to his Master's gruff voice, dropping to his hands and knees, lowered his shoulders to the floor, his backside high above his spread knees. Skinner sat down on the sofa and ran a hand over Mulder's smooth bottom cheeks. Slow relaxing circles. "Are you ready for your punishment, Fox?" "Yes, Sir." "Say it." "I . . . I want to be punished, Sir." Skinner noticed the use of the word want instead of ready for. Oh yes, his Sweet Fox was in need of a good attitude adjustment today. "What is this punishment for, Fox?" "For not solving the Brackburn case quickly enough, Sir." Skinner smacked his bottom hard. Mulder's body jerked at the sudden sharp pain but he remained quiet. "No, that is NOT why you are being punished tonight. Now tell me why I am going to spank you." Mulder was at a complete loss. Of course, it was because of the case. He had let that last little girl and her family down. He had been too stupid, too slow, too... "I . . . I let a little girl die, Sir." Skinner brought his big calloused hand down hard on the tender bottom presented to him. Smack! "No. You did all you could for that child. You caught her murderer. You saved dozens of other children. Should I punish you for saving the lives of countless children, Fox?" "N...no, not for saving but for . . . " Smack! Smack! Smack! "Should I punish you for your vanity, Fox?" Mulder was at a loss. Vanity? What did he mean. Mulder was many things, but vain was not one of them. "Sir?" The confusion was obvious in his voice. "Vanity, Brat. Do you consider yourself to be some God-like creature. Superior to other mere mortal men?" "Of course not, Sir!" "Then you're just a man." Smack! "A little more intelligent perhaps," Smack!, "A little more intuitive most times, " Smack! "but still, just a man. Am I right, Agent Mulder?" "I . . . I . . . but . . . !" "So this time you saved all the children that would have come after Rachel Needham. And perhaps next time you'll get extremely lucky and save the one that the monster has already taken. If you're very, very lucky. Am I right?" Smack! Smack! Smack! "Ouch-h-h! Yes! Yes, you're right! If . . . if I'm lucky I'll save one more." "Very good, Fox. There may be hope for you after all." "Now, I'm going to punish you but not for the reason you wanted, Fox. I'm going to punish you for blaming yourself for circumstances over which you had no control. I'm going to punish you for allowing SAC Walker to take all the credit for your work. And I'm going to punish you for trying to bait your Master into hurting you. And, most importantly, for disobeying my order to take care of yourself." Smack! Smack! Smack! "Ouch! Ah-h-h-h!" "This is meant to sting, Slave Boy. Maybe next time, you'll be a little less eager to feel my wrath on your bare backside because when I'm finished with you, you will be the proud owner of a very red and sore bottom. But then, that is exactly what you wanted, wasn't it?" "Yes . . . I mean . . . no, Sir. Please Sir. I'm sorry . . . " "Not as sorry as you're going to be. Such arrogance is unacceptable in a slave, Fox. This is a very valuable lesson. Pay close attention." Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! So Mulder spent the next twenty-two minutes squirming, yelping, sobbing and pleading for mercy while Skinner contented himself with smacking the daylights out of his slave's upturned bottom. When he finally stopped, Mulder was indeed in possession of a fiery red and blistered butt. Skinner reached down and hauled a red faced Mulder to his feet. "Are you clear on my feelings about your performance on this case, Agent Mulder?" "Yes, Sir. Quite clear, Sir." "Good. You are not to forget the lesson that we've discussed tonight. It was an important one, Fox. I don't want to have to go over this particular topic again." Mulder nodded his head sincerely. "No, Sir . . . I mean, yes, Sir. I mean . . . " His Master chuckled and tousled Mulder's dark hair, "Good decision. Now lets go get some good food into you, Brat." * * * Mulder knelt beside Skinner's chair at the table, still naked, still hard and throbbing inside his leather cock harness. He had been promised sweet relief after dinner and at the moment that was all he could think about. Skinner and Scully in bed - with him - immediately, if not sooner. He hadn't eaten any real food for quite some time, and as was common, he no longer had any appetite. Not that he was going to tell Skinner that he wasn't hungry. He may be a little masochistic at times, but he wasn't stupid. And the lasagne that Scully had made did smell wonderful. Skinner held out a fork to Mulder's mouth. It was heavily laden with tender noodles, warm stringy cheese, rich tomato sauce and.... "What's that?" "Lasagne." "No it isn't. That's broccoli." Scully sighed, "It's vegetable lasagne, Mulder. It's good for you. Eat it." "You found a way to make lasagne with broccoli?" He stared at Scully in undisguised disgust. "That's a perversion of nature, Scully. Well worthy of an X-File investigation." Skinner was waving the fork full of food in front of Mulder's evasive mouth with a look of exasperation on his scowling face. "Mulder, eat the lasagne!" "I will not eat broccoli disguised as lasagne." Skinner sighed and put the fork back down on the plate. "Fine. How about a little garlic bread. Will you eat that? Then we'll talk about the lasagne." "Okay." Mulder opened his mouth to accept the bread but then snapped it closed just as the bite started to enter his mouth. "Now what?" "Seeds." Skinner held the bread up in front of his face. "What seeds?" "They're in there. I saw them. She put strange seeds in the garlic bread." Scully laid down her own fork, as she prepared to plead with her stubborn partner, "Mulder, they're flax seeds. They're very high in essential nutrients and you can't even taste them in the bread. Please, just eat it." "I can too taste them. I don't want it." He shook his head adamantly, lips pressed tightly together. Scully reached up to rub her temples. This was worse than feeding a finicky three-year-old. Skinner picked up another forkful of lasagne, sans broccoli. "Okay, lets try this bite. Open up, Fox." Mulder's lips snapped shut with a vengeance. "Now what's wrong?" Skinner growled. "I picked off the damned broccoli." "That's zucchini. I'd know it anywhere. I can't be tricked that easily, Sir." "Well, let's try this trick, shall we." Skinner pulled Mulder up and over his knees in one swift movement. Scully gasped as loudly as Mulder. "Sir, he's already sore. He won't be able to sit down tomorrow as it is." "No problem." Skinner aimed for the tops of Mulder's unmarked thighs. "He should have thought about that," Smack! Smack! Smack! "before he tried to drive me," Smack! Smack! Smack! "completely insane over broccoli and seeds." Smack! Smack! Smack! "Ouch! Ple-e-e-ease!" "Are you going to eat the damned lasagne now, Fox?" "No! I don . . . Oh-h-h-h!" "Fine! I'm sure," Smack! "I can keep this up," Smack! " a lot longer than you can." Smack! Smack! Smack! "Oh-h-h! Not my legs! Ouch! That really hurts!" "Good!" Smack! Smack! "The more it hurts," Smack! Smack! Smack! "The quicker," Smack! "you'll wise up and eat your dinner!" Smack! "All right! I give. I'll . . . Ouch! . . . I'll eat the broccoli and the . . . seeds, too. Oh-h--h! . . . " "Finally!" He gave Mulder two hard swats on his already red backside and let him scramble to his feet. "Get back down there and let me feed you. I wouldn't have to do this if I could trust you to eat on your own like any normal adult. And stop rubbing your ass. I didn't give you permission to rub. I swear, Mulder, the day the Consortium gave you to me, is the day I should have just . . . " Skinner looked up to see Mulder's bottom lip out and quivering, his eyes filled with hurt. Shit! "Come on, Brat. Don't look at me like that. You know I don't mean it. I'm just tired. Could you please just eat so we can all go to bed. I'm too old to be put through my paces by you two, and then have to force food down your throat, too." Mulder opened his mouth and obediently swallowed the faux lasagne. Skinner sighed with relief and looked heavenward, "Thank you." * * * Their House Saturday Morning Mulder woke up feeling much better. He didn't really remember getting all that much punishment last night but for some reason he felt better about the case he had just completed. He felt redeemed. He still hated cases with kids involved, and his heart bled for the parents of the children who had been lost. But Skinner was right, he was only human. He had done the best he could. He sincerely wished it could have been more and maybe next time he would get lucky and it would be more. But it would be just that, luck, not any god-like qualities that he might possess. He caught the monsters as fast as he could. It would have to be enough for now. He quickly changed into jogging clothes and made his way downstairs. He kissed Scully and then Skinner, gulped down a fast cup of coffee and headed out for his morning run. * * * 45 Minutes Later Mulder stood miserably outside the kitchen door and listened to Skinner and Scully talk about him. They thought he was still out on his morning run but he had cut it short today. It was cold and drizzling out and he assumed the two people who supposedly loved him most in the world would be worried. Boy, had he been wrong about that. "So, Walter, since you don't like my idea, how do suggest we get rid of him?" "I know it won't be easy but it's got to be done. I can't take much more of this. I think he will see through your plan in a minute. Whatever else Mulder may be, he's still a hell of an investigator. Maybe I could just send him away on a case." "That will force me to go with him. I want to be here with you. You need me." Mulder had to hold back the sob that rose in his throat. They wanted to get rid of him. They had seemed fine last night. They said he was forgiven for his bad attitude when he got home and for the cracks about Scully's lasagna or well, facsimile thereof. Mulder put his ear back to the door. "I say we just tell him the truth. No little games. He wants the truth, we'll give him the truth." "No, Dana, we can't do that. You know how Mulder is, he'll kick up an almighty fuss. Try to make us change our mind about our decision." "Well, are you sure we're doing the right thing? Once the ball is rolling, we won't be able to change our minds." "I'm sure. This has gone on far too long. He won't make an effort to change, so we'll do it for him." Mulder didn't need to hear anymore. He knew when he wasn't wanted. He didn't have to be told to his face, that would only hurt more. Mulder managed to change clothes and get back out the front door without anyone noticing. * * * Lilas's Bar D.C. Mulder sat unsteadily on the bar stool, swirling his fifth bourbon around in his glass. He had been totally taken in, positive that this time he had found someone who really loved him. Two someones, in fact. But now they had as much as thrown him out. He couldn't remember the last time he had been this miserable. The one consolation in that thought was that things couldn't get any worse at this point. "Hi ya', Mulder." Mulder nearly jumped out of his skin, coming very close to falling off his precarious perch on the stool. His new companion reached out and steadied him with an all too familiar arm around his waist. He tried to bat the man away from him and only accomplished listing toward him instead. He looked up blurrily into laughing green eyes. Krycek. So things could indeed get worse. "That's one thing I've always admired about you, Mulder, the way you can hold your liquor." Krycek lowered his head and pressed a wet sloppy kiss right on Mulder's full luscious lips. "Yuck! Stop that! You not posed to kiss me . . . ever!" Mulder slurred as he fought to right himself and get off of the other man's chest. "Let go of me, Krycek!" "Okay." Once the supporting arm was withdrawn Mulder found himself lying in a drunken heap on the floor. He looked up to see the bartender scowling down at him from above. "Get him out of here." She pointed an accusing finger at Krycek. "And you go with him." Krycek smiled evilly, "You heard her, Mulder, you're going with me." He reached down and pulled Mulder up to sway dangerously on unsteady legs. "I'm not going anyplace with you. I have to get back hom . . ." Mulder broke off with a sob, remembering that he no longer had a home to go to. He sobbed again, "No I don't. Just that old parment . . . with nobody there . . . it'll always be that way, too." He looked at Krycek to be sure he understood the gravity of the situation. "I'll always live in that shit hole until one day..." Sniff! "One day I'll die and then . . . then the neighbors will finally call the police because there's this odd smell coming from apartment 42, where that lonely old geezer lives. And then Scully will . . . she'll just . . . " "Geez, Mulder. You should never, drink." Krycek held on to the smashed agent and helped him stagger from the bar. "I take it, from your sorry condition at the moment, that you had a little tiff with Macho Man and the She Devil." "Nope! Didn't stick round long enough for any tiff. Left. Better that way." "Ah, so you jumped to conclusions again, took off without a word to anyone, and now two of the FBI's finest are no doubt hot on your trail and madder than hell. Then, of course, they will find me here, trying to save your pretty but inebriated little ass, assume I kidnaped you and shoot me on sight. Is that pretty much the way of it, Mulder?" "Didn't jump...heard them . . . " Mulder nodded confidently, then looked around him. "Need . . . sit down a minute?" He then proceeded to just happily plop down in the middle of the sidewalk. "Geez, Mulder!" Krycek began pulling on his arm. "Do you need some assistance, Agent Mulder?" Mulder looked up through dark lashes, forcing his blurry eyes to focus on the new figure now towering over him. Shit, Skinner! "Jus restin', that's all. M' fine . . . Sir." "Yeah right." Skinner reached down and deftly swung the younger man up and over his shoulder. Mulder struggled for a few moments and then settled, resigning himself to being in this humiliating upside down position in broad daylight on a public street. Anyway, he needed all his concentration to keep from vomiting on his boss. Krycek took a couple of steps backward, "Well, now that you're here, I guess I'll just head on out." "Not so fast, Alex, I think we have a few things to discuss. You're coming with me." "But I didn't . . . he was . . . and then I . . . " "Not one more word, slave boy. I saw you kiss him again. Now, get a move on. I'm parked right over there." * * * Their House Sunday Morning Mulder woke to too bright light and a steady pounding echoing in his head. He reached up to gingerly rub his temples. The pounding was vibrating through his skull and sending a blast of pain through his body with every blow. Dammit, what the hell was Skinner building now? He slowly crawled out of bed and made his way to the shower. Standing there for a long time, letting cold water run over his head and body. He could not believe that Skinner and Scully had let him sleep in this morning. He vaguely remembered them holding his head over the commode while he lost what little he had eaten before his ill fated drinking binge had started. After that it was pretty much lost time. He wondered if they still planned to throw him out today. And...it they planned to get rid of him, why make the effort to track him down in the first place. Did they want the satisfaction of telling him to his face that he was no longer wanted. He stopped by the kitchen to quickly down two cups of strong coffee before making his way out to the back yard to meet his fate. It was an amazingly beautiful October day. Indian summer at it's best. The reflection of the sun off the pool blinded him for a moment. Once his eyes had adjusted, he almost wished they hadn't. It wasn't Skinner making all that noise. It was that damned Krycek. Buck naked, beautiful and helping to build that frigging chicken coop that Skinner had talked about putting in the southwest corner of the property. "So you're still alive." He glanced over to see his beautiful Scully, in an electric blue swim suit that fit like a second skin, lying in a lounge chair by the pool soaking up the last rays of the summer sun. She was so bright and beautiful that it almost hurt to look at her. "Just barely. Uh . . . thanks for your help last night." "Want to tell me why you felt the need to kill off that many brain cells yesterday?" "Well . . . I . . . uh . . . that is I heard . . . " "Heard what, Mulder?" She cocked her head at him, concern written on her pretty face. "Did you hear something about your sister?" "No. No . . . it was nothing like that . . . it was nothing, really." He sat down on the end of her chair and looked down to where Skinner and Krycek were working. "He . . . uh . . . has a nice body, doesn't he?" "Oh, yeah!" Mulder's head pivoted around to her face. "Scully?" "What is it, Mulder? Just spit it out, for heaven's sake. What's bothering you?" "What's he doing here?" "Building a storage shed, I believe." "Does he have to be naked to swing a hammer. And besides, Skinner wanted me to help him build that . . . that thing. He made me read the construction manual and everything." "Oh Mulder, the last time Skinner let you use a hammer, we had to make a trip to the emergency room. Remember?" "Yeah." Mulder rested his elbows on his knees and put in head in his hands They had finally figured out that he was useless. That was why they were getting rid of him. And now that damned Krycek, with his stupid long eyelashes and oversexed strumpet body was here to take his place. He just couldn't let that happen. Not Krycek. Not here, in his home with his Skinner and Scully. He got up, swaying slightly as the world spun dizzily around him, and moved down toward the construction sight. He would just have to convince Skinner to keep him instead of Krycek. Skinner turned from his work as he saw Mulder approaching. "So, feeling better, Fox?" "Yeah." "Ready to talk about it yet?" "No." "All right. But we will have that discussion some time today. I want to know why you would put yourself in danger like you did yesterday." "I wasn't in danger!" Krycek snorted, earning himself a glare from Mulder. "Really? Well, Krycek found you in a very vulnerable condition. That in itself could have been unfortunate, if I hadn't come along to stop Alex when I did. I would have been more than upset to have found you in bed with him, Fox. " Krycek snorted again. "Shut up, Krycek!" Mulder turned to his Master, "I would have gone to bed with him. He killed my father." "Geez Mulder, are you going to play that same old broken record. And I could have easily gotten you into bed yesterday. Tell me, from the time you took a nose dive off that bar stool until you woke up in your own bed, just how much do you remember? I could have screwed your brains out, Pretty Boy, and you couldn't have lifted a finger to stop me." "You son of a bitch!" Mulder launched himself at Krycek, knocking the man to the ground, his body driving his naked back into the hard rocky ground. Mulder raised his arm to deliver the first blow to that smug face when he felt his fist caught in a larger, more powerful hand. He looked up to see why Skinner was stopping him. Just as he turned his face, another wet sloppy kiss landed on his exposed cheek. Mulder jumped to his feet, rubbing frantically at his face. "Damn it, Krycek, will you cut that out! I do not want your mouth on me. Anywhere!" Mulder started for Krycek again but a big muscular arm reached out, folding itself around the agent's waist and pulling him up against a hot hard body. "Calm down, Brat. I'll handle this." "But he . . . " "Fox, I said no." "But I just . . . " "One more word and you're going to be sharing his fate, Fox. Now, be quiet." He gave his wayward slave a hard shake to make sure he got the message and turned to Krycek. "Alex, go up to the pool and assume Position One. I'll be there to deal with you shortly. I need to talk to Fox first." Krycek opened his mouth to protest but stopped when he saw the dangerous look on Skinner's face. "Do you really want to test me, Alex?" "No . . . ." Krycek turned and stalked off across the grass to take his place by the pool. When he was sure that his orders had been followed, much to Scully's delight, he turned Mulder around and held him by the upper arms. "Okay, start talking." "What?" "Don't give me that innocent look. You know what. And forget the pouty lip too, that works better on Scully than it does on me. What the hell is your problem today . . . and yesterday for that matter. You still have a good strapping coming for that little trick, you know. You would have gotten it last night, but I want you to feel every burning stripe as it decorates that sweet ass of yours." Mulder tried to jerk free of his Master's hands. "Why do you bother, Sir? I know you're going to throw me out of here. Why bother with a strapping when you're going to replace me with Krycek anyway?" "Replace you with . . . what are you talking about? Just how much you have to drink yesterday? I think it must has destroyed part of your brain. Why would I replace you with Krycek?" "He's pretty." "Yes. And you're prettier. What's your point?" "I heard you." "Oka-a-a-y, against my better judgement, I'll bite. Heard me what?" "I heard you and Scully talking about how to . . . how to tell me to leave." "What! When was this?" He gave Mulder another hard shake. "Answer me!" "I got back early from my run yesterday and you were in the kitchen talking about how to get rid of me." Mulder drew in a ragged breath. "You don't need any elaborate plan, Skinner. I know I'm nothing but trouble. My parents made that more than clear a long time ago. Just say the word . . . and that . . . will be it." "You'd give up everything that we have together that easily?" "Easily?" It was meant to be a sarcastic snort but it came out as more of a sob. Mulder took a deep breath and arranged his features in his best neutral mask. Skinner despised that look of his. "It wouldn't be easy but I always knew it would happen eventually. It's a fact of life, my life anyway. If I let myself get happy, it's just a matter to time until it's jerked out of my hands. I'm used to it. I can handle it. I have always been . . . been alone and I . . . I can be alone again. And . . . and I wouldn't let it interfere with the bureau. I would still want to continue to work with you and Scully. If that would be all right with you, that is." "Mulder." Skinner pulled the younger man into his arms and squeezed so tightly that Mulder could hardly breathe. When he finally pulled back, still holding Mulder by his arms, the agent was sure that he saw tears in his Master's eyes. His expression immediately turned to one of puzzlement. "Sir?" "Come on Mulder, Krycek's waiting, then you and I are going to have a very long and through discussion." He swiped at his eyes, wrapped an arm around Mulder's waist and headed toward the pool. Scully had positioned Krycek right in front of her chair and had most considerately gotten a strap and placed it in his mouth. She now sat, laid back with her arms behind her head, enjoying the view. As Skinner and Mulder walked up, she spread her legs and patted the cushion in front of her crooking her finger for Mulder to sit down with her. As soon as he was seated, she reached up and pulled him back so he was resting against her sun warmed chest, wrapping her legs around his body and planting a kiss on the side of his face. Skinner looked at them. Scully was smiling smugly, anticipating a good show. Mulder on the other hand was looking on with wide eyed fascination. A look he usually reserved for alien visitation or one of Scully's more grisly autopsies. He was probably worried that he was next. Skinner couldn't resist the temptation. "Don't worry, Fox, I have something entirely different in mind for you." The hazel eyes widened even more as Mulder swallowed hard. Skinner chuckled and turned back to his immediate prey. "Well, well Alex, looks like you and I are going to have a good old fashioned heart to heart talk. On second thought, that would be more of an old fashioned strap to bare butt talk wouldn't it?" He reached down and removed the strap from Krycek's teeth. Alex make a face and stuck out his tongue, trying to rid his mouth of the taste of hot, well oiled leather. "Nothing to say, Alex? By the time I get done with you, you'll answer any question I ask. Now, get up and stand on the edge of the pool. Toes over the edge, Alex. That's good, spread you legs a little wider, bend over and grab your ankles. Perfect." Alex teetered precariously until he finally got his balance on his heels and settled into position. "What are you being punished for, Alex?" Skinner lifted the strap over his shoulder and brought it down hard on the waiting backside. Smack! Alex grunted and fought to keep himself perched on the edge of the pool. "I'm waiting for an answer, Alex." Smack! Smack! The last terrific lash raised Krycek up off his feet and sent him head first into the pool. He came up a moment later, gasping for breath. He could hear Mulder and Scully laughing in the background. "Get back in position, Alex, we still have a lot of talking to do. You get one extra stroke for every fifteen seconds it takes you to get back where you belong." Alex swam over to the side and climbed out of the pool, positioned himself once more on the edge. "I suggest you answer the question." Smack! Smack! Smack! "Why are you being punished?" Alex yelped loudly with each lash. It hadn't seemed possible for the strap to hurt worse, until it was striking wet skin. Now the flexible leather seemed to be searing right into his very soul. Smack! Smack! Each blow seemed destined to send Krycek back into the pool. He was using all of his natural grace just to keep himself in position. "Ouch! Oh! I . . . I kissed Mulder!" He heard Scully's angry exclamation behind him right before the strap landed again. Smack! Smack! Smack! "Ouch-h-h-h!" The last stroke barely contacted as Krycek fell face first into the water. The cool water felt good against his hot backside. Unfortunately he had managed to swallow a giant mouthful on his way down. He came up spitting and sputtering. He scrambled out of the water and resumed his punishment position. Krycek painfully repeated his list of sins to the accompaniment of the sharp retort of the strap and the splash as he found his way back into the pool, keeping his bottom nice and wet to receive his lashes. By the time he had received twenty-five solid stripes on his dripping blistered flesh, Alex Krycek, killer, double agent, and all around tough guy, was in tears and begging for mercy. Skinner delivered five more hard smacks to the red bottom in front of him. "All right, Alex, I want you to go out to the end of the diving board and put your hands on your head. You stay there until I tell you to get down. If you do too much squirming and fall in the water, you can expect another dose of the strap when I get back." He watched as Krycek climbed up the board and took his place balanced perilously on the end. "Watch him, Dana. Fox and I are going to take a little drive together. Leave Alex up there for an hour or so. I'm sure you know what to do if he should fall in the water. Put him back to work on the out building when you're uh . . . finished with him." Scully kissed Mulder once more and then pushed him gently up to meet his fate. Mulder saw her look mischievously up at Krycek. He knew that look and wondered what insidious plan she had to help Krycek into the water. Even Skinner felt himself shiver at the devious look on Scully's face. After Skinner and Mulder had left. Scully leisurely rose from her lounge chair and went into the house to get her favorite thin leather crop and oh, maybe one of her little inventions. That battery powered feather duster might be just the thing. Oh yes, the beautiful rat-boy was going to spend some very painful time bottoms up over one of the pool side tables. Dana Scully smiled to herself. Her life was just so perfect. * * * Mulder tried to think of something, anything, to say as they drove back into DC. "Uh . . . Sir? Do you want to have that talk now?" "Any time you're ready, Fox." "Well . . . I think now would be good. Where are we going by the way?" "Into the city. Now tell me what the hell you were thinking yesterday." Mulder, inspired by a good dose of apprehension and nervousness, came clean. He told Skinner everything. What he had heard through that door, how he had interpreted that information, what he felt upon finding Krycek naked in back yard. He even threw in a little tidbit from his last case that he hadn't felt the need to tell Skinner. Then when he received a glare, wished he had kept that little scrap of information to himself. When he had finished his confession, he took a deep breath and waited for the inevitable explosion. He was more worried when Skinner spoke slowly and calmly, "So you heard Scully and I talking and naturally assumed, after we have repeatedly assured you that we love you, that we were tired of you and were going to throw you out of the house. A house, I might remind you, of which you are part owner. Is that an accurate synopsis of the situation, Fox?" "Uh . . . well, when you put it like that . . . " Skinner pulled off at the next exit and turned a drive through car wash. Mulder glanced over at the AD with a bewildered look on his face. "I thought you washed the car yesterday." "I did." Skinner pulled the car into position and fed the proper amount of one dollar bills, for the extended service wash, into the greedy little slot. The light turned green and he pulled up until the car stopped. He put the car in park, unbuckled his seat belt and reached for Mulder. Mulder tried to scramble back against his window as Skinner deftly released his seat belt. With one smooth grab and pull, Mulder found himself lying over his Master's hard thighs as water began to rain down on the slowly moving car. He felt big rough fingers snag the back of his running shorts and pull. Down came shorts and boxers, leaving Mulder lying unprotected, bare bottom up, in the front seat of Skinner's car. Skinner wasted no time, his hand landing hard on the exposed butt. Mulder yelped and wiggled frantically trying to get free. It was useless as usual. Skinner was a strong, muscular man and always seemed capable of handling Mulder just about any way he chose, even when the attack was not as unexpected as this one had been. "Now," Smack! Smack! Smack! "let's talk about eavesdropping," Smack! Smack! Smack! "and, jumping to conclusions," Smack! Smack! Smack! "and running off without telling me where you were going," Smack! Smack! "We've talked about that before, Fox." Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! "And, let's see," Smack! Smack! "There's getting drunk," Smack! Smack! Smack! "with no one to watch your back and protect you," Smack! Smack! Smack! "Not a smart move," Smack! Smack! Smack! "Oh, and let's not forget kissing Krycek," Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Mulder pounded his fist on the leather seat. "Ouch-h-h! Stop! Ah-h-h-h! I . . . I didn't kiss Krycek! Oh-h-h, please stop!" "You let him pick you up in a bar." Smack! Smack! Smack! "No! Ouch! No, I didn't! Uh-h-h! He was just there! Ple-e-ease!" "That's the point, Fox. Anyone could have been there!" Smack! Smack! "You left yourself open to attack." Smack! Smack! Smack! "You know how angry that makes me." Smack! Smack! "Yes! Yes, I know. Oh-h-h!" "And," Smack! Smack! Smack! "Dana and I love you," Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! "Do you understand that?" Smack! "Yes! Yes, I understand! Ouch! Oh! You love me!" "No more listening at doors?" Smack! Smack! Smack! "NO! Never! Ah-h-h-h!" "And when you hear something," Smack! Smack! "that you don't understand." Smack! Smack! Smack! "you ask me about it. Right?" "Yes! Ouch! I'll ask! I'll ask! Oh-h-h-h!" Mulder could not believe how long this car wash was taking. There wasn't going to be any paint left on the vehicle if it didn't end soon. And there wasn't going to be any skin left on his backside either. Skinner delivered six more quick, hard slaps to the backs of Mulder's thighs. Just as the car came to a halt at the end of the cycle, he reached down pulled Mulder's pants back up over his newly scorched bottom, pushed him up into the seat and fastened the seatbelt around the distraught young man. Mulder quickly used the bottom of his T-shirt to wipe at this eyes and squirmed around in the seat, trying desperately to find a comfortable position for his very sore bottom. He glanced behind them as another car took its place in the carwash. He wondered if they had been able to see what had just happened in this car. He felt his face flush brighter. "I'm glad we could have this little talk, Fox." Skinner turned on his wipers to remove the excess water from the windows and pulled back out onto the highway, still heading into DC. Mulder pouted with his face practically pressed against his window until he couldn't stand it anymore. He squirmed in his seat for the hundredth time and glanced at his Master. "Where are we going now?" "Excuse me?" Mulder sighed, "Where are we going now, Sir?" "I have some things to pick up." "I'll wait in the car." "No, I want you to go in with me." "But . . . but . . . " "Is there a problem, Fox?" "Those last . . . uh . . . when you hit my legs . . . I'm pretty sure . . . these are jogging shorts . . . what I mean is . . . I think the uh . . . marks will show." "Yes, they will." "But then everyone will know that you hit me!" "The word is you and yes they will." Skinner watched as Mulder silently fumed. He could almost hear the wheels turning as the young man tried to come up with an excuse to stay in the car. One that Skinner would accept. "Forget it, Fox. Trust me, your legs look good in that shade of red." Mulder blushed the same shade as said legs, causing Skinner to laugh at him and Mulder to pout even harder. They continued their trip in silence. When they finally pulled into a parking space, Mulder eyed the store in front of them. "Oh no! No way am I going in there!" "Why not, Fox. This is the classiest S&M shop in town." "I'm not going in, and that's final!" "They can see the whole parking lot from that front display window you know?" Mulder eyed the shop but didn't see anyone in the window, "So?" "So, they will certainly enjoy the sight of your cute little bare butt spread across the hood of this car." Mulder gasped, "You wouldn't!" "Try me. Now are you going in of your own free will or do you need a little persuasion on my part?" Mulder grabbed the door handle and exited the car, slamming the door loudly behind him. He ignored the glare he could feel Skinner leveling his way and self consciously followed the AD into the store. He tried to sidle along the back wall, keeping his punished thighs well out of sight of the people milling leisurely around the store. Unfortunately, that was not to be. The little rotund man that had been standing behind the counter came around and pumped Skinner's hand. "Mr. S, so nice to see you again." He turned beaming eyes on Mulder. "And you must be his boy. He said you were beautiful but I thought he was exaggerating. You know men, so often just brag, brag, brag. But, this man, he was speaking the truth. You are absolutely gorgeous!" Mulder blushed to his roots as everyone in the store turned to stare at him. The little man slapped Skinner on the back, "Gorgeous and he blushes so prettily, too. You are a very lucky man, Mr. S." Skinner nodded his head in agreement as he watched Mulder bury his flaming face in his hands. Several of the stores' clientele were now staring lustfully at Mulder. Skinner glared at them until they returned to their perusing of the merchandise. "So what can I do for you today, Mr. S?" Skinner glanced over at his slave. Without the stares of the other customers, Mulder had lifted his head and was looking curiously around the store. "I'm not sure, Ed. What would you recommend for a boy who eavesdrops on private conversations, jumps to conclusions, leaves the house without permission and gets himself into trouble at every turn?" He glanced back over at Mulder. Sure enough he was now looking at his boss in red-faced, wide-eyed horror. They had also gained the attention of the other customers once more. Oh well, a little embarrassment might be good for Mulder's wayward soul. "Ah, so it is to be used on this beautiful one?" "Yes." Mulder was blushing so hard now, he had almost turned purple. Skinner began to wonder if he should stop the conversation and get him a glass of cool water. "Would the punishment be applied to his nipples, bottom or genitals?" "His bare bottom." Mulder made a strange choking sound. Skinner looked at him in concern. "Ed, do you think I could get a glass of water for my boy?" "Oh course." The little man turned to his assistant, a tall gangly man who had been watching closely from behind the counter. "Maurice, some water for this beautiful one. Quickly please." Mulder held the glass in shaking hands as he drank the soothing water. "Better?" Skinner smoothed the hair out of his eyes. Mulder nodded as Ed beamed at him again. "Beautiful. Just beautiful. May I, Mr. S?" At Skinner's nod, the little man pulled a high stool out from the corner. He placed it in front of a wide-eyed Mulder. "Bend over the stool, Beautiful One. I need to see your bottom. It's very important that we choose an instrument that is just right for you. Something that will cause a good sting without damage. I know Mr. S doesn't wish to bruise that delightful little butt of yours." Mulder was so dazed by this time that he didn't even make a token protest as Skinner bent him face down over the stool. His jogging shorts pulled tight across his raised backside, baring an ample amount of spank reddened thigh and lower buttock. "Oh, someone has already gotten their pretty little bottom warmed today, I see." "Yes, I had to pull off into a car wash on the way over here." Mulder groaned miserably and was sure he heard a similar sound come from a couple of overly interested on-lookers. There was little doubt that he was now the center of attention. Mulder was left in his bottom up position while Skinner and the ever helpful Ed made their way around the store discussing the pros and cons of various straps, paddles and switches as it related to the size, shape and color of his currently well exhibited butt. Several times, the two men stood close behind him, and he felt something touch his bottom as if measuring it for a good fit. He kept his eyes tightly closed throughout the ordeal but at one point he heard the whistle of a switch cutting the air close behind him. His eyes popped open as the thin leather switch was laid benignly across his naked thighs. Another time a paddle came to rest on the bare under curve of his bottom. It patted him lightly a few times before moving away. Mulder bit back angry curses on both occasions. He was all too sure he knew exactly what Skinner would do if his slave misbehaved here in this particular shop. He felt a strange hand caress his butt. He looked around quickly to see a tall, well dressed man smiling down at him. "Are you a free sample, Sonny Boy?" "Get your hands off him!" "Ah, so you do have an owner. How unfortunate." Ed hurried to intervene. "Mr. R, so nice to see you again. Let me finish up with this beautiful one, and his Master and I will be right with you." "Of course. Sir, if you ever wish to rid yourself of this naughty boy just let Ed know. He will know how to contact me." "I'll keep that in mind." After on long terrible moment Mulder felt his new admirer retreat. Mulder prayed for the floor to open and swallow him up before he had to rise and face his audience. "Do you want to try these out before you buy, Mr. S.?" Mulder's whole body tensed. Oh please, don't let Skinner smack his backside in the middle of this store. There were several long moments of silence as Skinner seemed to consider the offer, and Mulder held his breath. "No. I'm sure these will be fine." Mulder tensed again as he felt a hand settle on his upturned butt, rubbing in slow circles. "You can get up now, Boy." Mulder rose, keeping head bowed and his eyes fastened on his own feet. "What do you think of this paddle?" Skinner held up a thin round leather paddle. Flexible yet solid. Mulder had no doubt it would impart a tremendous sting. "I asked you a question, Boy. Do you need a demonstration before you can make a comment about the paddle?" "No! No, I . . . I think it will hurt." Ed laughed loudly, "Beautiful and smart. Of course it will hurt, Beautiful One. It's meant to sting and badly." "What about this?" Skinner held up a short flexible cane. Mulder swallowed hard and stared at it in open mouth astonishment. "You . . . You're going to use that on me?" "I'm buying this for Alex. But yes, I will probably find cause to use it on you, too. But you needn't worry, I know what I'm doing. It'll make you yelp loud enough to wake the dead, but it won't cut that soft smooth skin at all." "That's a comfort," Mulder moaned. Skinner chuckled as he added a new pair of nipple clamps to his purchases, "I think we're all done here, Ed. Wrap them up." He turned to his still blushing slave. "Wait in the car if you'd prefer. I'll only be a few more minutes." Mulder was out the door before Skinner had finished his sentence. "I do believe, Mr. S, that your beautiful young man didn't enjoy his first visit to my little shop, huh?" As Skinner exited the store he was concerned that he could not see Mulder sitting in the car. If that boy had taken off again, the new purchases he held in his bag would be put to use much earlier than expected. And very publicly. As he opened the door, he was relieved to see Mulder slumped down in his seat, fresh tears in his eyes. "Don't you want to know why I chose those particular items?" "No." "No matter. I'm sure you'll become acquainted with all of them before too long. You can't stay out of trouble, it just isn't your nature. Then I'll tell you why they are for your own good." "Humph!" "Is that a car wash over there?" Mulder slunk down lower in his seat and sulked but he answered any question posed to him in a very respectful manner for the rest of his outing with his Master. * * * Hoover Building Assistant Director Skinner's Office Saturday Afternoon Scully sat in her usual seat across from her boss. "Well it's Saturday afternoon and we still haven't figured out a way to tell Mulder to get lost." "You have to find a way to get him out of our hair. You're so creative, Dana, I know you can come up with something." "Don't patronize me, Walter Skinner. I thought we decided that when the time came to get rid of Mulder, you would do it. You know . . . Ouch!" Scully grabbed for her eye. "What's wrong?" "Eyelash I think. May I use your facilities for a moment, Walter." "Of course." He watched as Dana made her way across the room and into his small executive washroom. He sighed to himself. She was so very beautiful, as was her partner. Not for the first time, the AD wondered how he had ever gotten so lucky. His pleasant thoughts were interrupted as the private entrance to his office opened. He braced himself for another confrontation with the smoking man but was surprised when the tall brunette slithered into the room instead. "Agent Fowley. It is customary for appointments to be made with my Administrative Assistant. Her name is Kim and you will find her desk in my outer office." Diana Fowley seated herself in the chair that had just been vacated by Scully. "This won't take long, AD Skinner. I have decided to offer you my services." Skinner's eyebrow rose, "And just what might those be. I already have a cleaning lady." "You really should be nicer to me, , I can be of help to you with your little problem." "And which problem would that be?" "Fox." "As far as I'm concerned, Agent Mulder isn't a problem. Thank you for your offer but I decline. I assume you know your own way out." "I know how to handle Fox. I've done it in the past." Now Skinner was intrigued, "You were Mulder's Top?" "Well no. My assignment was a little different back then. It might have all turned out differently if they had allowed me the same leeway with him that they've given you. I would have been a perfect Mistress for him had I been given the chance. It isn't fair you know." "Let me get this straight, you had your chance with Mulder, fucked up royally and lost him. Now you want to get him back. Frankly, I don't need any help, with him, Agent Fowley, especially from you." "I could force your hand." "Just try it. Better than you have tried to take Fox away from me." "You really should try to be reasonable about this, AD Skinner. I had him first, and as I see it, I am a much better choice to control him than that little redhead of his. That woman really needs to be transferred to Alaska or somewhere. She has no idea what to do with a man like Fox. I, on the other hand, am . . . " Skinner lost track of her conversation as he watched a furious Dana Scully leave the washroom and make her way stealthily across the room behind Diana Fowley. * * * Their House Saturday Night Agent Fowley came slowly awake to a pounding headache and the feel of cool, smooth leather under her bare stomach and chest. Her eyes snapped open. She was completely naked, bent over and tied to a high leather bench of some sort. Her feet barely touched the floor and her shoulders were screaming in agony from the stretched positon in which her hands were tied to the floor. Her breath caught as she looked around. She was in a room filled with what appeared to be torture devices. The walls were painted a dark purple with candles glowed from every corner. The candlelight danced across the straps and paddles that adorned one wall. She pulled at her restraints, trying desperately to remember how she had gotten here. Had she done something to anger the Consortium? Then she remembered. She had been talking to Assistant Director Skinner about her right to become Fox's Mistress. She had been so involved in her visions of the beautiful Fox naked and prone at her feet that she . . . she what? She didn't remember what happened. A pain in her head and then it had all gone dark. She heard a door open behind her. She turned her head as much as her bonds would allow. A shadowy figure stood in the shadow, not moving, Diana could feel cold calculating eyes on her. "Who are you? What do you want with me? Where am I?" "So many questions, Diana. I wasn't really sure you knew how to ask pertinent questions after the wreck you made of the X-Files. Not one solved case while we were gone. Imagine that, and you such an old pro at unexplained phenomenon and all. A true believer like Mulder, isn't that what you said?" "Agent Scully? What is the meaning of this? You would be wise to release me at once. I can ruin your so called career. And Fox will be furious when he hears about this." "Will he? You know he never mentions you. Not before you returned and not after. Even during pillow talk when he is so relaxed and sated that he will tell me anything I want to know. In fact, the only thing I have ever heard him say about you was that you were a real Witch. Oh wait, maybe it was something that started with the letter B? Oh well, close enough for government work I suppose." "I'll have your job for this!" "You had my job. Twice, I believe it was. You couldn't do it right either time. And you certainly can't replace me with Mulder. I'm the most important person in his life. You should have asked him about that before you just assumed he would fall for your questionable charms again. He really is a very smart boy, you know. Gorgeous body, too. Likes to make me scream when I come." "You're lying." "Am I?" Scully moved forward into the room. She picked up a flexible leather paddle from a table as she passed by, fingering it idly as she came to stand behind the prostrate brunette. She brought the paddle back over her shoulder and brought it down with considerable force on the exposed bottom before her. "Ah-h-h-h!" "Hurts, doesn't it? You know, this is my favorite paddle. Of course I would never use it on my Fox. It stings too much for him. I've been dying to give it a good workout for quite some time. How fortunate that you volunteered." The paddle came down again and again, covering a wide area of Diana's pale bottom. She screamed each time the paddle made stinging impact. "Pl . . . please, stop!" "Stop? Why would I want to do that? I've only just begun." The deadly paddle rose and fell with a steady cadence as the struggling brunette howled and squirmed, trying desperately to move her bare bottom out of the way of the horrible paddle. She felt as though a hundred bees were attacking her defenseless flesh. Scully carefully spanked the entire bottom and upper thighs, the same areas receiving the stinging smacks of the paddle over and over again until welts and blisters had formed on the inflamed flesh. Scully paused to survey her work. Diana Fowley was certainly not as brave as Mulder. He didn't cry until it was absolutely impossible not to do so. Diana cried from the first swat. It was so hard to respect a woman like this. Scully gave her a few minutes to regain her composure before resuming their discussion. "Beginning to see the error of your ways, Agent Fowley?" "You're finished . . . at the bureau . . . Dana." "You think so?" Scully laid aside her paddle and picked up a heavy strap. "I never get to use this either. Much too severe for Mulder. But . . . well I think it might be just right for you." Scully brought the strap down on the already throbbing bottom, leaving a bright livid weal across the reddened skin. "Auh-h-h-h-h! No! No, please. No more. I . . . I can't take any more. Please." "In that case, you need to listen and listen good. You will stay away from Mulder. You approach him. You will not try to get control of him. You will not even think about Fox Mulder again. Is that understood?" "You can't make me . . . Ah-h-h-h-h! Oh please, yes I understand. I do! I do!" "Good. Now secondly, you will tell no one about what happened here tonight. You will not complain to your smoking bastard of a boss or any of your other low-life cronies. You will accept what has happened here as being between you and I. If I find out you told anyone or tried to cause any trouble for myself, Mulder or Assistant Director Skinner, I will hunt you down, I will bring you back to this place, and I will use this strap to remove every strip of skin from that ugly little butt of yours. And don't think that Consortium of yours can protect you. I've learned a lot from Mulder in six years. You won't be safe from me, no matter where you try to hide. Understood?" Silence. "I asked you if you understood?" The strap made a third visit to it's unfortunate target, leaving another raw painful welt across the once smooth, white skin. "Ouch-h-h-h-0h-h-h-h! Yes! Yes, I understand!" Scully put aside her strap and picked up a syringe. She jabbed the needle into the already sore backside in front of her, gaining another pained yelp, and depressed the plunger to release the contents into her captive's system. "Time to take little Diana home." * * * Their House Midnight Sunday Morning Mulder and Skinner walked in the door talking and laughing. Dana smiled at them from her place on the couch. "Looks like you boys had a good time tonight." "Yeah," Mulder hugged her and placed a kiss on her temple. "It was a great game. You should have gone with us, Scully. It had to be boring just sitting around here by yourself all night." "Oh I found something to keep me occupied. I wasn't bored in the least." "Girl stuff, huh Scully?" Mulder teased. Scully swatted his firm butt as he headed toward the kitchen. She glanced up at Skinner and winked. "Yeah Mulder, lots and lots of ." * * * Their House Sunday Afternoon Mulder stood on the front steps looking around in shock. They had thrown him out. He couldn't believe it. Well, not actually thrown him out. Asked him to leave. No, thrown him out! Definitely thrown him out. He had been sitting on the couch, flipping channels at the speed of light, when suddenly Skinner and Scully had descended on him out of no where. Told him they had reached the end of their rope, he was driving them crazy, handed him his car keys and, thrown his ass out the door. He didn't even have a suit to wear tomorrow. Mulder turned up his collar as the cold autumn rain began to run down the back of his neck. They had thrown him out in the rain! Shit! Mulder stomped out to his car, and headed over to the Lone Gunmen. They were his real friends, they wouldn't throw him out in the rain. And if they did, they would have at least let him pack a bag first. He rang the obnoxious buzzer outside their little den and waited patiently for the door to open. Nothing. He made a face at the camera and rang the buzzer again. "Hey, let me in. It's raining out here." "Go away, Mulder." "What?" He could hear Frohike sigh through the speaker mounted over his head, "Go away. We're busy. Go find someone else to bother." "But . . . " Buyers smooth gentle voice came over the speaker, "We're really sorry, Mulder, but we can't see you today. You'll have to come back some other time." "I could get a warrant you know!" "Just try it, Punk Ass." "Frohike, get away from there." Langley came on the speaker. "Sorry Mulder. No can do today, Dude. You gotta' come back tomorrow." "Fine! Some friends you guys turned out to be!" Mulder turned on his heel and headed back to his car. He was almost there before he realized he had no place else to go. Well, time for another visit with his good friend, Bourbon Straight Up. He got in his car, dug the new bottle out from under the seat and drove away in search of a quiet place to drink and sulk. * * * Lincoln Memorial 3 Hours Later Mulder sat staring morosely at the bottle of bourbon in his hand. He had learned his lesson last time. Drink slower. He pulled his thin jacket up further around his neck. The rain had not stopped and he was soaked to the bone. "You're late." Mulder looked over and groaned. "Shit, Krycek. Not you again. We've already done this scene. Shove off!" "No can do, Foxy Boy. You're wanted at home." "No! They threw me out." "Yeah and now they want you back. Although, I don't think Mr. Master Man and his red-headed sidekick are going to be too happy about your condition." "I don't have a condition." "Mulder, I keep telling you. You drink, Man. Some people can. Some people can't. You, my pretty friend, are a definite Can't." "Not your friend. Nobody's friend." "Yeah, I know." He took a firm hold on Mulder's arm and started to pull him to his feet. "Come on Mulder, you're going to have to hold the rest of this little pity party at home." "Get your hands off me, Krycek." He eyed the double agent suspiciously, "And no more kissin'. I'm always getting in trouble cause you keep kissin' me." "Are you asking me to not kiss you or reminding me to do it?" "Humph! Just go away. I'm staying right here." Krycek grabbed Mulder's chin in his fingers and forced the agent's face up and around toward his own. "Mulder, if you don't get your butt up off that step, walk calmly down to my car, and let me take you home . . . I'm gonna' . . . " "Yeah, you're gonna' what?" "I'm gonna' . . . call Scully and tell her where you are." Mulder sucked in a shocked breath, "You wouldn't!" "Just try me." "I always knew you were low-down, Krycek, but that is . . . " "Yeah, I know. I have no scruples. No morals. No loyalty to the male gender. Now if you're finished insulting me, you need to make a decision. Let me take you home, or have Scully come down here and get you. Tick, tick Mulder." "Shit!" "Yeah, that's what I thought." He pulled Mulder up off the cold, wet concrete and dragged him down the steps. * * * Their House 30 Minutes Later Mulder staggered up the walk with Krycek still clinging to his arm. "Damn it Krycek, will you let go of me?" "If I let go of you, you're going to end up laying in the yard and the grass is still wet. Wouldn't want to take Skinner's brat home all muddy, now would we?" "Damn it, Krycek! Why can't you get it through your thick head. They don't care if I'm muddy. They don't care if I'm even alive. They said I was driving them crazy. They want to be rid of me but . . . but they just don't know how to tell me." Mulder turned abruptly and headed in the other direction. "I shouldn't even be here!" Krycek barely managed to snag the determined agent's arm before he went careening off to probably break his fool neck when he fell off the sidewalk. He was not taking an injured Mulder in there to Dana Scully. No way. "Mulder, stop it. You're going in that house. Now shut up and move!" "You're not my Master." "No, thank God, I'm not. Now get moving before I move you myself." "Asshole!" Mulder glared at his tormentor from under wet lashes. "Shit-Head!" Krycek bellowed back. The door suddenly burst open, making both rain soaked men flinch. "What the hell is going on out here? Krycek, can't you even come in the house without causing a scene on the front lawn." "Why is it always my fault?! I can't get your stubborn brat to come inside!" "Mulder?" "You threw me out, and I'm staying out!" He turned to make a dramatic if somewhat unsteady exit. He was pulled up short once again by Krycek's hand on his arm. "Shit! Has he been drinking again?" Skinner roared from the dry refuge of the house. "Hell yes! You throw him out, he has a couple of ounces of bourbon and gets plastered. You have some very dysfunctional patterns going on here, if you ask me." "Three." Skinner and Krycek both turned to stare at Mulder. "What?" "Three. I had three ounces of bourbon. Maybe even four." Mulder demonstrated the truth of his statement by omitting a loud belch, looking sheepish, and covering his mouth with his hand. Skinner reached out snagging Mulder's arm and dragged him into the house with Krycek following close behind. "It took three whole drinks to put you on your ass. How impressive, Fox." Mulder nodded at him, causing Krycek to roll his eyes heavenward. "Shesh! My three year old nephew drinks that much Vodka for breakfast every morning." Skinner held up a hand before Mulder could open his mouth with a smart ass rebuttal. "Enough! Mulder get dried of before you catch pneumonia and Scully has my head. I swear you are more trouble than . . . " He stopped abruptly as Mulder's face crumpled and tears streaked down his face. Krycek rolled his eyes again. "Shit! Now you did it! Got him crying. This could last the rest of the night now. Nothing worse than a sloppy, morose drunk and Mulder does it better than anybody." Mulder searched his bourbon soaked brain for a snappy retort, "Oh, yeah?" Skinner took off his glasses and massaged the bridge of his nose. Another headache. "Krycek take him upstairs and get him cleaned up. And no touching." Krycek grabbed the sniffing Mulder and headed upstairs with him in tow. "Oh and Krycek," Alex turned around to see what the big man wanted now. "No touching means no kissing." Krycek rolled his eyes again, "Sheesh!" * * * Mulder made his way downstairs. He was sure Krycek had held him under that cold shower a lot longer than was necessary but he did have to admit he felt more clear headed than he had for a while. He was met with an eerie silence. Krycek had come down a few minutes earlier, even if everyone else had left him, Alex couldn't have gotten far. "Hello?" Not a sound in response. Mulder searched from room to room. The house was empty. Alien abduction? Giant flesh absorbing Pythons? Black holes? A hundred different theories ran through Mulder's head. Each one a little more grisly than the last. "Scully?" He was on his third trip through the kitchen, now fighting his own panic, when he noticed that the basement door was open part way. Shit! No one ever went down there, mainly because it wasn't finished yet. Just a giant open room with support beans visible on walls and ceiling. He reached for the gun that always rested on his hip and came up empty. Shit! Should he go back upstairs and get it? Skinner and Scully might be dead by that time. He needed to find them now. He looked around for a weapon appropriate for use on basement dwelling mutants. His eyes locked on a heavy ceramic angel. It had been a Christmas gift from Scully's brother, Bill, Jr. Mulder thought the thing was every bit as atrocious as brother Bill himself. Arming himself with the indisputably ugly angel, Mulder slowly made his way down the basement stairs. He wished they didn't creak quite so much. The element of surprise had been gone by the third step. He needed to remember to address that problem with Skinner. That is if there still was a Skinner. Slowly reaching the bottom step, Mulder steadied his grip the ghastly object d' art and carefully reached around the corner to turn on the lights. Just as his fingers brushed the switch, he saw movement to his right. He raised his impromptu weapon high above his head and aimed for the mutant intruder's head. He felt a small thrill of victory as a loud yelp accompanied the sound of shattering ceramic. The lights came on with a blinding glare. Mulder squinted against the painful flash. He quickly looked down at his feet to see Scully's homely angel lying in a thousand pieces and Alex Krycek bleeding from a recent head wound. He looked up to see thirty people staring back at him, all bearing identical looks of stunned horror on their faces. His eyes found Scully's wide laser blue gaze. She tried to give him a weak smile, failed, opened her mouth, only to close it again and lick her full lips. She blinked once, licked her lips once more and finally managed to speak. "Happy Birthday, Mulder?" The End