We're Going to Try to Not Think Freudian... By What & Ever Category: H, List Rating: PG Spoilers: Signs and Wonders...big time. Summary: We love this show, we do... But we like to make fun of it more. Disclaimer: We do apologize and admit that this list would have turned out vastly better had we not had our heads turned and eyes averted through most of it. Disclaimer #2: We're ripping on the show. If you can't handle that, leave now. You've been forewarned. Should we get any email telling us to "Shut up," this time, we won't be so nice... Feedback: Love it! whosemuldersdaddy@yahoo.com We're Going to Try to Not Think Freudian... By What & Ever 10. Okay, the shows going to hell in a hand basket...wardrobe by J.Crew... 9. Glad to know that Chris Carter is too quality-minded to revert to those creepy-crawly scare tactics all of the other networks are resorting to. 8. So let me get this straight...Donnie Pfaster, a known serial killer couldn't be evil...nah...but this snake man, yeah he has Satan written all over him... 7.5 Seems the affirmative action, equal opportunity laws have not included wardrobe. 7. I just wonder what Gracie's sonograms looked like? There's the head...oh and see this long spiral...that's the tail...You must be so proud! 6. But then, I guess sonograms aren't the number one priority of all of those back country southern folk. Come to think of it, I'm so glad the show hasn't reverted to stereotypes alone as basis for their plots. 5. What it took them until Sunrise to find Grace? What, was Mulder to busy trying to get Scully to handle his snake? 4. So, handling snakes is pretty much my hell, if that's what it takes to get to heaven I'd just as soon wait and risk having to do it for eternity. 3. Pants from the gap 25.00, Shirt from J. Crew 32.50, righteous...priceless.. 2. So now Mulder is proud and fancy free? I've always thought of him as stubborn and chained to his quest...but that's just me... 1. What's Mulder thinking? He won't get a rise out of Scully and I for one wasn't expecting her to say "Even your infantile penis jokes seem charming and witty this morning," Either. But then, we *all* can't quote Walter Matthou. .5 Mulder: "Let go of her!... Scully, I *told* you not to show him your tattoo." .-1 Why is it that the X-files is the only show that takes such delight in showing pus? Well, at least the new kid got some form of continuity right. -2. I for one, am SO glad they didn't resort to putting Mulder or Scully in a hospital bed this time. The originality of this show *astounds* me every week. -3. Next weeks episode looks promising, at least for Scully...the wardrobe crew actually scraped together enough money to buy her something other than her standard black jacket and white shirt. -4. Hey! A God episode that didn't have some character mention the cross around Scully's neck! -5. Hey, look on the bright side, the snakes could have been brought on my some lame ass 70's song that no one but Scully has ever heard before... -6. Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just happy to... whoa! Snakes everywhere I guess, never mind! -7. One of these days Mulder is gonna make one religious snotty remark too many to Scully, and the rest of the episode your going to notice a distant limp that has nothing to do with is new boxer briefs.... -8. Scully: "Hmmm... a rickety old trailer that you can hear hissing from space... wonder what they keep in here. Since I was a bit too scared to go into that church, I'd better check it out." -9. Great...you kill one psychotic and you've got another holding your head on a snake cage...He's just lucky that Mulder came in before she had a change to pick up her gun. -10. In my opinion, that episode could have been vastly improved if Scully would have opened that trailer door and found Ronnie Strickland inside asleep. Or gone up top and found that the top had been burnt really bad. Or Max Fellig having a seizure. Or a hungry CD drive drooling for it's kill switch. Or... -11. Blessing, Tennessee. Glad Bell went with that intellect-challenging irony. Was I the only one who thought instead of Hampton, Connecticut, the next unsuspecting town would be Hell, Michigan?