Date: 95-11-30 22:37:24 EST All characters copyright of Chris Carter and Fox Television. The rest of this ridiculous episode is all mine, I'm sad to say. The series so far includes: "Byte Me", "Cite Me", and "Write Me", and "Spite Me". Yes, there will be a few more... I do have finals coming up though, so don't expect a new one every day, okay? I've been trying to write this thing for almost a week, and I just can't do it. Graphic sex just isn't my thing. So, this is short, and not quite as NC-17 as I thought it would be, but... Excite Me ~~~~~~~~~ by Nicola Simpson [when we last left off, Scully was marooned in Oregon due to a snowstorm that hit when she was about to leave a medical conference. She is, shall we say, frustrated, and Mulder suggested some relations of a cyber nature. nudge nudge wink wink.] To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: d_scully@fbi.gov Date: 7 Dec 1997 23:48 GMT Subject: Helllloooo? Mulder, you there? The phone lines seem to be down here because of the snow... Dana Scully ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: d_scully@fbi.gov From: f_mulder@fbi.gov Date: 7 Dec 1997 23:52 GMT Subject: re: Helllloooo? Reading you loud and clear. And frustrated. I tell you, I'm almost tempted to watch a "movie"... Fox Mulder no sig file ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: d_scully@fbi.gov Date: 8 Dec 1997 0:01 GMT Subject: re: Helllloooo? Attch: "...xo"/usr/warp (4 KB) I don't think that'll be necessary. Surely we can come up with our own *entertainment*? For instance: [attch: encoded in WARP format] *^$^%$(%)9~^)%($^$%^#(8~%&*)^)*%$&^$*%)*%&^$^%#%@*$(%)&*$^&^*)%&^% )*O^B(*V%&^%)*% &^%)*&%&)* &*^ )&^ P_^)* (*^HN(* *)W* P(W*^WB* *W& ^*&)^*W*&^)*W&^W*&^W)*&^)*&W^ W*)&R^W*&^ &)*W^)*&^*&WR^ W*&R^ W*)&R^ WO*&R^&*W^W)R W)*R&^S*&W^ )*&W^R W*&R^W31~_^ *& Q*&^&_QB ^&*^R*)WB^*&^&*B^*Q&^&Q^)#C*&B^)*B&*^*&^&^&*CB&*^^ )31~ &* ^*)&^* &^*& B#)* B)B ^&*#^)*&#^&)% &*^*&B *&^!)*&B^*$#&^ *&)^)!^*&^%V^&$_%&*)&%)*^#$*)&^! *&^$#)*&^#)*&^$*&^*&)$^@*)^)@^*&^$. [end of attch] Dana Scully -------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: d_scully@fbi.gov From: f_mulder@fbi.gov Date: 8 Dec 1997 01:14 GMT Subject: ...xo Scully, I've never heard you speak like that before. Frankly, I'm shocked. Didn't know you had it in you. But... I wish you had it in you right now . Ooooh, that was very *bad*. [The following text is encoded in WARP format] &*%(&%)^_(*^*(&%&_(*^&*% *^&*)&B _(^ &_*^ _(&( * E*Q^ E(*^^EW^E_^)*&W% *&_Q^)*&^&*Q^EQ BE(*Q^_(*Q^(_*^QQ^(_^(_Q^(_%_Q&()^R*&_&^_#^(*^&%$&^$ %$*^#) %&^%)_^%)%&%^_*^&%_^&*%*&%^_^&(_%*^_^*^_(^ Fox Mulder no sig file --------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: d_scully@fbi.gov Date: 8 Dec 1997 01:37 GMT Subject: re: ...xo Attch: "jello"/usr/warp (6 KB) You want to nibble on my *%&%)^_^*&(_& ? Mulder, you're a sick man, but I love you anyways. Or maybe because, I haven't figured it out yet. BTW, I have a jello suggestion (they should really put these on the back of the boxes, like marshmallow mould recipes): [press V to view attch] Dana Scully ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: d_scully@fbi.gov From: f_mulder@fbi.gov Date: 8 Dec 1997 02:25 GMT Subject: jello I'm sick? *I'm* sick? Now I know why you went to med school... I'm tempted to take that Anatomy class at Quantico now myself for future reference... Hmmm, I just looked through the cupboards (planning for your return) and have discovered we are out of jello. How do you feel about pudding? Fox Mulder no sig file --------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: d_scully@fbi.gov Date: 8 Dec 1997 03:02 GMT Subject: re: jello As long as it's butterscotch... Dana Scully --------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: d_scully@fbi.gov From: f_mulder@fbi.gov Date: 8 Dec 1997 03:18 GMT Subject: re: jello Let me just check. Yep, we have butterscotch. And chocolate. I won't even bother mentioning the tapioca that's been in your cupboard for the last four years, okay? Is the snow letting up yet? Fox Mulder no sig file ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: d_scully@fbi.gov Date: 8 Dec 1997 03:31 GMT Subject: snow YES! Finally, the snow has just stopped. I'll get on the early morning flight, so I'd better get to bed now. Okay? Dana Scully ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: d_scully@fbi.gov From: f_mulder@fbi.gov Date: 8 Dec 1997 03:42 GMT Subject: re: snow Okay, but before you go, here's a bedtime story for you: [The following text is encoded in WARP format:] &$9~)%&^%)*&%$^^)*&%)*^*% _^*_^_(*^$^%C@$(_&+*)_&|*(*)^&%$&%#$#^@#$ &*^*)^*)^)_^_*(W^*&^WE)*^W)*E^W*&^*&)WQE^(*&%_&^Q&%^#%#(%(#$%#)^_($&^%) ^&%(&$(8~%)%W&^$E)Q%)&Q$%&Q^_^)9~^+*|)*|^)*&%^&$%@$%(&%&^#%#(%)*&^)*$^%#^&% *&%&$%)^*&%^&%*_ *&%($^&_Q%&^Q%_*(Q%^&$*&)#$@(_&+)%)&^(_&*+^(&%_&*$^@@%*&(_&(^*)&^_ (&N(&(_&N_(*&_%&^$^&$(&%)*^)*^9~$%#^%$^*#$^%#&^%#$ [end of attch] Fox Mulder no sig file --------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: d_scully@fbi.gov Date: 8 Dec 1997 03:57 GMT Subject: re: snow On 8 Dec 1997 03:42 GMT, you wrote: > *&%&$)(*%(^$#)^&$#$%@%$&($#^)^*%^#%$)^*^#$@$%#$@W#$*%*)@$Q*$^$ That's just great, Mulder. Now I'll be dreaming about squirrels all night. See you tomorrow. xo. Dana Scully --------------------------------------------------------------------------- To: f_mulder@fbi.gov From: w_skinner@fbi.gov Date: 8 Dec 1997 09:26 GMT Subject: inquiry cc: d_scully@fbi.gov Agent Mulder, this is to inform you of an internal inquiry that will be held on 15 December 1997 regarding inappropriate use of office computer accounts. Both yours and Agent Scully's attendance at this hearing is mandatory; you will be receiving the official notice by messenger later today. Feel free to bring your attorney, but none will be provided for you if you decide to come alone. Sincerely, Walter Skinner Assistant Director -------------------------------------------------------------------------- The End. Good grief, that was just terrible. I hate it when my muse takes a vacation... Next chapter: "Indict Me". I'm trying to get together plans for "Fight Me", "Knight Me" and we'll see what else...