Blondes have more fun. by Kookichic.

Disclaimer:  Sadly, Fox Mulder isn't mine and neither is
Dana Scully. They both belong to their wonderful creator,
Chris Carter, along with Ten Thirteen productions and
FOX TV.

Classification/rating: Anyone can read this story- cos their
ain't a rude bit in sight.

This story is sort of MSR, but is basically pure fluff.

 Please feel free to E-mail me with any comments you
might have on this-but please bear with the story before
you get out your flame-throwers/ blow torches( this is the
very first story i've posted.)   You can reach me at
IMLOUGH@AOL.com  Cheers!

        BLONDES HAVE MORE FUN.


   Scully rubbed her eyes, thoughtfully. She was exhausted
and it was only Wednesday. She had, for once in her life,
taken the afternoon off work, and had decided to spend it
doing some serious shopping. Scully sighed to herself as
she realised that she hadn't had an afternoon like this since
she began working on the X-files. `Geez.' she murmered to
herself,`what has happened to my life?'

   It was true; Scully had been on roughly two dates in
almost five years of working with her partner, Fox Mulder.
But then she doubted he had much of a social lif either. As
Scully set off through the mall, carrying several bags of
goodies, she caught a glimpse of herself in the glass of a
shop window and stopped. In her own reflection, Scully
suddenly saw herself as a woman, nearing thirty. She took
in her image; considering the conservative Navy-blue
tracksuit she was wearing, which was what her wardrobe
seemed to consist solely of thesedays. Taking in her light
auburn hair, in a shoulder length, and very average style,
Scully let out another sigh. She wouldn't exactly stick out
in a crowd.Recently, Scully had been doing a lot of
thinking, mainly dissatisfied thoughts about her
appearance.

  "Time for a change." she said aloud, as her sharp,blue
eyes pinpointed the window of ' A Cut Above- Hairstylists."

                                *    *    *    *    *

  Special Agent Fox Mulder trotted up the stairs leading up
from his basement office and into the corridor above,
heading towards the FBI cafeteria. A donut and a
cappucino would go down nicely on a thursday morning, he
thought to himself. He had missed breakfast to come into
work early, and now felt he should catch up on things.

"Yeeeks!" Mulder let out a high-pitched, almost girly cry,
as he ran into his partner along the corridor. Or at least he
thought it was his partner.

 "Who ever tou are, tell me-" he began, with a deadly
serious expression, "The aliens who snatched away my
partner- where'd they go?"

   A very blonde Scully looked back at him from beneath
arched eyebrows. She was not amused. As she continued to
march down the corridor towards their offfice, arms folded,
Mulder turned to watch her retreat.

    "D'OH!" he said in his best Homer Simpson voice, and
his face lapsed into a mischievous grin, before he scuttled
after her to make amends.

    "Seriously, though, Scully," he said, catching up with his
partner, "Yor hair looks great."

  Scully turned her head towards her partner to judge from
his expression whether or not he was sincere.

   " Do you think so?" she asked , cautiously.

  Mulder looked at her, with all earnesty showing on his
face,determined to make his partner feel better. He
continued;

  "Yeah. I..I think the, er the pink streak. I think it's a great
touch."

   "Mmmm." Scully grunted, and they left it at that,
returning to their office to begin to sort out their filing
system.

                        *    *    *    *    *

    Sitting on the floor, files spread out around them, Mulder
found himself gazing at Scully's newly blonde hair. It made
her look different; chanded her face somehow. He
contemplated this for a while. He thought it made her look
like a cross between Meg Ryan and; he thought some more,
and probably Tea Leoni.  Mmmm...he liked this knew
Scully.

  Glancing up from her work, Scully caught her partner, his
eyes fixed on her hair for the umpteenth time that morning.
Mildly irratated, she frowned.

  " Mulder; will you quit staring at me?"

  "Uh...yeah, good idea." Mulder replied, absently, without
moving his eyes from her silky hair.

   Scully's frown deepened.

 "I said, quit looking at my hair."

  Mulder's head jeked up, and he finally noticed his
partner's displeasure, " Oh, um, sorry." He looked down at
the floor in embarrasment, and the pair fell into an
uncomfortable silence.


   Mulder thought to himself. he had always cared a lot
about his partner; hell, he'd been devastated when he'd
thought he'd lost her, nearly three years ago, and during the
time sh'ed had cancer, he had longed to be able to comfort
her more.But this, new look; it threw a whole new light
onto his partner's character.

   "Um, Scully," He finally broke the silence.

     "Hmmmm."

    "Are you busy tonight?"

     Scully raised her head and looked questioningly at
Mulder,  "It's just that I thought you might like to catch a
movie or something." Mulder felt awkward in his request.
  Scully thought fast. She knew she wanted to accept his
offer, and at the same time, she knew she shouldn't.

    She smiled, shyly at her partner,  "Thankyou. I'd like
that."

                   *    *    *    *    *

    Mulder had picked Scully up from her appartment at
about 7:30, wearing tight blacktrousers, low-cut black top
and lots of silver jewellery, and as he glanced up from the
road to look at her, he had to admit, she looked hot.

   Despite this, Mulder was strangely puzzled by one thing.

     "Scully...uh..Dana? Can I ask you; why did you dye your
hair?"

     Scully looked at him and blushed slightly. She steeled
herself for his ridicule as she looked him squarely in the
eye.

       "Because blondes have more fun."

THE END.  (Yipeee!)


Thanks for getting this far. Sorry our favourite agents were
a little out of charachter her. As I said before- if you've got
any advice for me (especially on the ending)

E-mail me at IMLOUGH@AOL.com.


"' You don't suppose she's a virgin,do you?' 'Mulder, I doubt
she's even a blonde."
    (The X-files, Syzygy.)