[The following work is for the distribution and entertainment of EMXC members only. Any further distribution of this work without the author's consent is in violation of federal law. Please contact the EMXC host, Karen Enriquez (XFC SciNut@aol.com), if you have recieved this work from anywhere other than the above group without the author's permission.] Provisos: All the characters mentioned here are property of their respective creators...I'm just borrowing them for a while. E-mail me at I Mulder I@aol.com with any comments or questions...flames will be answered by Men In Black coming by your house. Enjoy! The Brotherhood: Part 1 (recieved 9/30/95) "Next on Close Sightings: a rash of UFO's in northern Washington D. C....maybe they've got a better budget package than Congress. After these messages." The show's theme music came up as the psuedo anchor busily shuffled blank sheets of paper on his desk. All of his copy came from the teleprompter in the desktop; the paper was just to reassure the viewing public that he had it all written down, which lent everything the air of credibility. "And...we're clear." The floor director signalled and a flurry of makeup artists and technicians descended on the set, looking more than a little like a race-car pit crew. Carl Kolchak sat back in his chair as LaDonna, his makeup girl, worked busily making his face look not too perfect; craggy and weathered, but wise and kind. The craggy and weathered wasn't hard to do. He'd spent many years bottom-feeding in journalism because of his penchant for stuff that even tabloids wouldn't print. That and Captain Black Jack's Finest had taken him out of the lineup for a few years. But the weird, the strange, the paranormal was making a comeback, and so had Kolchak. The producer of "Close Sightings" remembered some of Carl's stuff from the old days and had insisted on him for the anchor. Kolchak, who was working as an editor at a weekly giveaway classified paper, was more than happy for the opportunity. It was a perfect marriage of weirdness and cynicism, of obsession and professional zeal, a marriage maybe not made in heaven, but certainly otherwordly. The set cleared at the thirty second bell. "We're back in five...four..." The floor director counted off the last three seconds and pointed to Carl. He read his intro to the Washington D. C. UFO piece, and then the booth rolled the taped report from there. Kolchak watched with half an eye; there was enough cocaine in Washington D. C. that he was surprised they didn't see aliens running the elevators or lobbying. A scene blipped across the monitor; the reporter was voice-overing a shot of UFO's flying in formation over the Washington Memorial, and then over the Pentagon. They showed the UFO shot, then cut away to file footage of the Pentagon taken from an aerial view, as if seen by the alien craft. The final shot of UFOs was flying over a building that Kolchak didn't recognize. His interest was peaked now...he looked at the monitor intently. "The sightings in Washington D. C. seem to be concetrated on the Pentagon, the Memorial and the Scottish Rite Masonic Temple, which is the lodge of the fraternity's leading members." The shot cut away again, to Shriners riding their mini-motorcars. "Perhaps the aliens want to join the parade....this is Ken Takada, for Close Sightings." The director signalled Kolchak through his earpiece. Carl read his copy, acting bluff and making inserted disclaimer comments about the story, and then introducing the next one. But in his mind, he could only ask: Why not the White House? Why the Pentagon? Why national monuments? Why goofy fraternities? OCTOBER 6 LONE GUNMEN'S OFFICES Special Agent Fox Mulder stopped at the door and punched in the code on the keypad--11221963. The door latch popped quietly. As he and Scully stepped inside, a voice came over a speaker in the wall by the door. "Hey Mulder...did you bring your juicy partner with you?" Scully stepped over to the intercom and tabbed the "Talk" key. "Yes he did, Frohicke." The intercom was silent for a long moment. "Sorry, Scully...no offense intended." Mulder grinned at Scully. "You might just get Frohicke through puberty yet." Dana rolled her eyes. "God forbid." They walked down a hall to a large, dim office. The Lone Gunmen's headquarters looked like a Radio Shack, a library, a newsroom, a computer control center and a bunker, all rolled into one. Byers was rattling a keyboard at high speed, leaning into a computer monitor, his face lit up in the ghost light. Mulder stopped behind him, reading over his shoulder. "Stealing plans for new technology?" Byers answered without looking up. "Nope...arguing with some nitwit who believes that the new Star Trek is better than the old show." "Thanks for coming today, Mulder." Langly called from across the room and went to the point. What they had in technology they lacked in social graces. "We've come across something that's your style, and right here in our own backyard. What do you know about the UFO / occult connection?" Scully muttered "Oh God" under her breath. Mulder ignored her. "There are some theories that EBEs are really supernatural beings, spirit guides, whatever you want to call them. The thinking is that all major religions were inspired by aliens, who are considered gods and worshipped." "Clarke's Theorem" Frohicke muttered as he worked on a circuit board with a pair of tweezers and a jeweller's loupe. "Cargo cult" was Byers' contribution. "Exactly. But there is one religion that stands outside the traditional mainstream of religion that has characteristics from all the great cultures of the world, all of whom base their beliefs on teachings visitors from above." Langly clicked a slide projector on; the Scottish Rite Temple in Washington D. C. appeared on the screen. "What do you know about Freemasonry?" "A bunch of old guys with secret handshakes and funny hats?" Mulder asked. "Exactly what they want you to think. They decieve even their own members until they reach the 33rd degree, at which point they are initiated to the true purpose of Masonry--that of bringing light into the world." Langly clicked the slide projector again. A well-known senator's face came up. "One of the most powerful men in the Senate is also a 33rd degree Mason. He's currently on a fact-finding mission...which is to say he's really quietly spending time in a posh mental hospital in Southern California. The last place he went before his breakdown was to the House of the Temple...all he can do now is repeat "Them...them...them" and scream occasionally." Langly clicked through more slides, each one of a government official. "Secretary of State...33rd degree Mason. Speaker of the House...Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff...Vice President...the list goes on. They're all 33rd degree Masons, and they were all at the House of the Temple the night the good Senator lost his cookies. They'd been meeting there every night for a week...and they've continued meeting there nightly since." Mulder leaned back in his chair. "Maybe they're planning a spaghetti supper." "Nope...that's the Knights of Columbus." Langly said, without breaking stride. The other gunmen snorted laughter without looking up. "You've no doubt noticed the upswing in UFO activity over the fair city. It seems to be centered around three places: the Pentagon, the Washington Memorial and the Scottish Rite House of the Temple." Scully spoke up. "So you're saying that America is controlled by Freemasons, and now they're using UFOs to do the job?" Langly put his clicker down. "Do you have a dollar bill?" Dana dug in her purse. "These demonstrations are sure expensive." She handed him a one. Langly held it up by the ends, front forward, like a magician about to do a trick. "Who is on the front of the bill, Agent Scully?" "George Washington. Everybody knows that." This got another snort from the Gunmen. She looked at Mulder, who grinned and shrugged his shoulders. "That's what they want you to think. This is actually a portrait of Adam Weishaupt, founder of the Bavarian Illuminati, a deep Masonic organization that was probably responsible for the founding of the United States of America." Langly flipped the bill over, back side facing out. "See the symbols? The all-seeing eye? Very old Masonic symbol...and the Latin text: Novus Ordo Seclorum. It means 'New World Order', which is what the Masons have been planning for centuries. They needed an place of almost inexhaustible wealth to achieve that goal, and they found America...the New World." "Okay, so the guys that sponsor Cub Scout packs are really trying to take the world over, and now they're using UFOs?" Mulder asked, with a rare note of skepticism in his voice. Langly handed Scully's single back. "Have you ever wondered why they want to unify the world, Mulder? They want the world as one so they can hand it over to the aliens." Scully coughed. "I'll meet you in the car, Mulder." She left down the hall. Langly went on, undisturbed. "Think of the Masons as middle management, a kind of regency of the planet. They control the world for their true superiors, the EBEs. Think of the implications for them. We believe they've been summoning the aliens through some sort of ritual. If that's true, then that is conclusive proof of contact with other life forms, and they know how to do it, and can do it at will. This is bigger than anything, Mulder." Mulder stared, quiet for a minute. "So guys in aprons can contact aliens when we can't do it with the best satellite technology ever?" Byers spoke up, leaving the computer for a minute and joining the conversation. "Maybe they're ignoring the signals because they know whose contact to respond to." "So you think that if I break into a middle-aged frat house, I'll find out where the aliens are coming from and why they're here?" "That's pretty much it. We thought you'd like it." Langly turned off the slide projector, taking the room from dimly lit to murky dimness. Mulder sat for a minute, contemplating. "Scully's gonna love this one." "Hey, tell her she can hang with me if she gets bored...I've been taking lambada lessons." Frohicke offered. "She'll love that even more" Mulder called back over his shoulder as he headed for the door. (continued)